It's Sunday with Dan | 2026 September 13 - Monday Edition

Last Monday was Labor Day and our pals in Russia celebrated by bombing the hell out of Kiev, Ukraine with over 20 North Korean missiles. Ukraine answered back by bombing oil refineries in Russia. Nice job negotiating Steve Witkoff and Jared "Sonny Drysdale " Kushner! 

On Tuesday we found out how Corey Lewandowski got rich while working at DHS by granting government contracts to companies receiving kickbacks. Trump told lies about his involvement on 9/11 and Canada matched Trump's tariffs tit for tat. The diaper wearing maniac said he wants to change New Mexico's name to New America. Madness in Missouri reigned over the Republicans trying to redistrict the state by eliminating the two remaining Democratic districts. 

Wednesday was the first night of the Trump Midterm Convention. Speakers stressed that God had a penis. That's news to me. Trumpty Dumpty promised everyone in America a check for 5 grand if the Republicans win both the House and the Senate. Natalie Harp and two other Trump doll babies got bonuses of 46 thousand dollars for fixing his hair and changing his Depends. Trump said the war in Iran would end after the November elections. The bonus checks Trump wants to issue will add 1.3 trillion dollars to the national debt. FCC commissioner Brenden Carr did his Frank Sinatra imitation. "Hey, Vito! Break his legs!" 

RIP Barry Melrose and Roger Simon. 

On Friday it was the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and at a ceremony at the Pentagon speakers included war criminals Condoleezza Rice, Petey Kegsbreath, and Rapey McFraud. New inflation figures were released Friday. Another 3.4 percent increase in this the Golden Age. London intelligence said the Soviets have lost half a million soldiers in their war. That ain't spit, kids. 

On Saturday Donnie in Ireland said many people like him and he's very popular. Okay. 

Sunday was a particularly mind-numbing episode of "Meet The Press." How superficial am I? The first thing I noticed was Kristen Welker's white fingernail polish. Moses Mike Johnson was the first guest and he has mastered the art of talking in clichés and saying nothing. We are all rich. Trump is the president of big ideas. Moses said Iranians are compulsive liars and it's part of their religion. Artificial intelligence needs to be regulated but we can't lose to the Chinese. Is it a threat to humanity? Moses bravely answered "No one knows." God's Chosen Liar never enlightens any conversation. What a sniveling quisling. 

Next was the Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Love that beard! The MAGA party has no legislative agenda, they just call Dems names. Socialist communists! John Fetterman is just short of being a traitor. Pete has bigger concerns. AI is the fox running the henhouse. Hal is running the spaceship. Should we expand the Supreme Court? Pete said yuppers. The court needs term limits. Mars needs women. Are we ready for a gay president? In a heartbeat hell yes! I wonder about that. We weren't ready for s black woman. We picked an Orange Rapist, so go figure. Then Kristen did her only trick. "Are you running for president? " 3 times. Aye yi yi. This wasn't must-see television but it hasn't been for quite some time. Hey, everybody has traditions. 

I'll take eggs in my beer, thank you. What's a Grecian urn? About 8 dollars an hour. 

Tell me if you think that this is worth the while
coming back into style
stretched out on the wire

it's time to open fire 

~Any Trouble~ 

It's Sunday with Dan | 2026 July 05

 "Meet The Press" was a rerun BS episode. I had coffee and Fireball. It's the journalistic equivalent of strawberry frosted Pop Tarts. Host Kristen Welker was enjoying her weekend with her two surrogate babies and her millionaire husband.

 But it was a busy week and we have much to discuss.

"I know more about real estate than anyone in the world."  - Slumlord and adjudicated rapist Donnie"Tiny" Trump

"Money talks and bullshit walks" - Sammy Hagar 

 But it was a busy week and we have much to discuss. 

Last Sunday the fabulous America's State Fair was rained out and the 46 people wandering around were thrown out by uniformed ICE storm-troopers. How bad was it? Vanilla Ice pulled out. What does he do these days? Phone call for MC Hammer. "Can't Touch This." 

On Monday envoy Steve Witkoff cursed at Madeline Dean at a hearing on Capitol Hill and the fascist Supreme Court ruled that Donnie "Two Scoops" Trump couldn't deport every non Scandinavian lesbian porn model but that he also couldn't ban mail in voting. That is crucial for service men and women overseas, the disabled and elderly, and old slapdicks like me. Donnie "Mushroom Winkie" Trump gave himself, his family, and his bidness partners total immunity from all crimes and I won the showcase on "The Price Is Right." 

It was all Serena Williams Day at Wimbledon and she got her ass kicked. Her personal trainer said she had inflammation in her right knee. Between her and LeBron James I could care less. What happened to Doc "I pitched a no hitter on acid" Ellis? 

Meanwhile on Fox the lovely blonde bitch Laura Ingraham called Orange Jesus a living embodiment of every woman's dream and the Human Printer, 34 year old Natalie Harp was found by First Whore and Third Wife Melania giving her beloved bank account a knob shine in the Lincoln Bedroom. Melania left the room and made another movie. This one features a stunt penis disguised as Buddy Ebsen. 

The Fourth of July came and went and I still have all of my fingers. Don't play with matches, bottle rockets, or men named Gus - "Tips For Teens". 

If you did laundry and missed "Meet The Press," that's okey dokey. I watch so you don't have to. And if you're watching "The Championship" at Wimbledon look at all of the old white men with young women in push up bras. Go figure. What's in your wallet? 

 

I can tell in your face that I'm a total disgrace

You got no time for a damage case

~ Motörhead~