"Meet The Press" was a rerun BS episode. I had coffee and Fireball. It's the journalistic equivalent of strawberry frosted Pop Tarts. Host Kristen Welker was enjoying her weekend with her two surrogate babies and her millionaire husband.
But it was a busy week and we have much to discuss.
"I know more about real estate than anyone in the world." - Slumlord and adjudicated rapist Donnie"Tiny" Trump
"Money talks and bullshit walks" - Sammy Hagar
But it was a busy week and we have much to discuss.
Last Sunday the fabulous America's State Fair was rained out and the 46 people wandering around were thrown out by uniformed ICE storm-troopers. How bad was it? Vanilla Ice pulled out. What does he do these days? Phone call for MC Hammer. "Can't Touch This."
On Monday envoy Steve Witkoff cursed at Madeline Dean at a hearing on Capitol Hill and the fascist Supreme Court ruled that Donnie "Two Scoops" Trump couldn't deport every non Scandinavian lesbian porn model but that he also couldn't ban mail in voting. That is crucial for service men and women overseas, the disabled and elderly, and old slapdicks like me. Donnie "Mushroom Winkie" Trump gave himself, his family, and his bidness partners total immunity from all crimes and I won the showcase on "The Price Is Right."
It was all Serena Williams Day at Wimbledon and she got her ass kicked. Her personal trainer said she had inflammation in her right knee. Between her and LeBron James I could care less. What happened to Doc "I pitched a no hitter on acid" Ellis?
Meanwhile on Fox the lovely blonde bitch Laura Ingraham called Orange Jesus a living embodiment of every woman's dream and the Human Printer, 34 year old Natalie Harp was found by First Whore and Third Wife Melania giving her beloved bank account a knob shine in the Lincoln Bedroom. Melania left the room and made another movie. This one features a stunt penis disguised as Buddy Ebsen.
The Fourth of July came and went and I still have all of my fingers. Don't play with matches, bottle rockets, or men named Gus - "Tips For Teens".
If you did laundry and missed "Meet The Press," that's okey dokey. I watch so you don't have to. And if you're watching "The Championship" at Wimbledon look at all of the old white men with young women in push up bras. Go figure. What's in your wallet?
I can tell in your face that I'm a total disgrace
You got no time for a damage case
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Motörhead~
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