"It's not the question I mind.
It's your attitude! I think you are a terrible reporter! It's the way
you ask these questions! Why? Do you know something I don't know!?"
Donald F Trump 7-22-26 to ABC News reporter Mary Bruce
Donald F Trump 7-22-26 to ABC News reporter Mary Bruce
"I can tell you the story of a vagabond" - Thin Lizzy
Last Sunday Taco Tits crashed the World Cup soccer championship and would not leave the celebratory stage until he was dragged off.
On Monday it was Miami Vice as Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested and cuffed. They raped, trafficked, and abused women. The brothers are tight with Donnie Jr., Barron, and America's Worst Lawyer Alina Habba. It was revealed that not only is America out of gasoline but also weapons because the alcoholic rapist Petey Kegsbreath has "shot his wad."
On Tuesday Trump announced tariffs on imported Canadian hockey sticks. America First! The babbling senile moron Susan Collins chaired the confirmation hearing for the ready Secretary of Scotch and Rape Petey Kegsbreath and I watched it for 4 hours until Mr Haney John F Kennedy came on. At that point I had to take a leak and find a baseball game on the satellite. The drunken rapist Petey blamed every thing bad in the world on Joe Biden and his "woke agenda." Fox News didn't air the hearing. Go figure.
On Wednesday on Fox News the corpse that is Brit Hume said soldiers being killed in our "excursion" in Iran were not a problem, but the Republicans winning the midterm elections were serious. Go back to bed Dracula. The scumbag Steve Scalise Republican Congressman said on live television that voter ID was a no-brainer because you have to show a driver's license to get breadsticks at the Olive Garden. I didn't make that up. Donnie Two Scoops and the hard on with no place to go Petey Kegsbreath showed up at the dignified transfer of 4 soldiers and the hair spray and hair gel were in place for both of those evil people. Trump lied and said all of the 4 dead soldiers told him "Iran must not have a nuclear weapon." And my winkie is the size of a Johnsonville bratwurst.
On Thursday the ultimate dipshit Donnie Jr was revealed by the New York Times as having made 3 billion dollars since his daddy became president, and his new wife is having sex with the pool boy like a rerun of "Melrose Place." The non-lawyer who refused to testify at the January 6th insurrection hearing Jungle Jim Jordan told Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to investigate former presidential investigator Jack Smith, and Cankles Caligula called Gavin Newsom "Pinky Herman."
On Friday the Department of War removed the names of the four recently killed because it was during a ceasefire. In my spare time I sleep. The ultimate golddigger Karoline Leavitt said the best thing about working for Stinky Donnie Trump was his sense of humor and his endless supply of Vienna Sausage. Trump spoke at the White House Correspondents Dinner and he was as funny as his underwear.
Today was fresh coffee and "Meet the Press." Our first chowder-head was UN Ambassador Mike Waltz. The host Kristen Welker asked if the war in Iran was escalating and Mike answered, "Who knows?" Waltz then said we should trust everything Orange Jesus says and the moon is made of cream cheese. Much like the Christian rapist Petey Kegsbreath Waltz said every thing bad in the world is Joe Biden's fault. Every American soldier should expect to die and Frosted Flakes are the best nutritional food in Bangladesh. And selling nuclear secrets to Saudi Arabia is great because Eric Trump needs cigarette money. His best line of the interview was "We are in discussions."
Democratic Senator Mark Kelly from Arizona was next and I have more hair than he does. Kelly said the country is out of money and weapons, but we do have an endless supply of "MASH" reruns. Kristen Welker asked if the butcher Bibi Netanyahu was a war criminal and Kelly answered "I love Israel!" And then Kristen did her usual. "Are you running for president?" At this point I was running for the toilet. Mark said, "Talk to me later."
Forty days and forty nights.
Like a ship out on the sea.
It keeps raining all the time.
But the river's running dry.
~ Muddy Waters ~