"We are going to bomb the fucking shit out of Iran!" - Donald Trump
Last Monday Taco Tits put up signs at the Smithsonian
Museum that said the history was inaccurate and his ex wives were
astonished by how small his winkie was.
On
Tuesday the Mango Mussolini met with both Vladimir Zelenskyy and Bibi
"The Butcher" Netanyahu and the pervert Sean Hannity spoke at Lindsey
Graham's funeral. Sean talked about how much America loved Donnie. The
free jet Donnie got from Qatar will cost me and you one billion dollars
to make safe for the serial rapist. Easy come, easy go.
On
Wednesday the optometrist Rand Paul called Anthony Faucci a liar and
then Mister Ed Josh Hawley came on to lecture us and I took a shower.
On
Thursday the Federal Reserve kept interest rates the same and the
former porn actress Melania Trump told the pool boy to meet her later.
It was also revealed that Mitch McConnell's wife Elaine Chou was a
Russian agent with ties to China. Former FBI director James Comey was
set up for an attack by the Department of Justice, the Secret Service,
and Barron Trump. The alpha male Donnie told a female reporter she was
stupid and everything that was bad was the fault of Barack Hussain
Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden. Then Trump shit himself and passed out.
Watch the video.
"Spider-Man
Brand New Day" was released and it was the most critically praised
movie since "I Spit On Your Grave." Was Bea Arthur a lesbian? John
Fetterman is a brain damaged traitor and Marjorie Taylor Greene got
married to her fat old white man in Las Vegas. Viva!
"Meet
the Press" was on this morning and Kristen Welker was taped having
mixed drinks with Nosferatu Stephen Miller at the White House
Correspondents Dinner. F her.
Today's
episode was abysmal; the guests blew donkey dongs. I had coffee and
turned it off. You missed Mister Haney John Kennedy saying Democrats are
Communists and "Eat 'em episode and spit the bones on the floor!" I
couldn't take it anymore. Kristen Welker is married to a 50 year old
millionaire.
Next topic.
David Vincent knows the invaders are here.
The sky is crying
Look at the tears roll down the street
~ Elmore James ~