"Young, handsome guy. It's always nice to be young and handsome. Doesn't
mean we have to like you. I don't like young, handsome men. Women? That
I like. Men, no. I don't have any interest."
Donald F Trump 2-19-26
Donald F Trump 2-19-26
"I am the world's forgotten boy." Iggy and the Stooges
Last Sunday Barack Hussain Obama received a standing ovation at the NBA All Star game/debacle.
On Monday it was revealed that the Department of Homeland Security is spending 38 billion dollars to convert warehouses into death camps for "illegal immigrants." Belsen was a gasser. The Dictatortot fell asleep at the televised first meeting of the Bored of Piece and he received another fake award. The pretend Secretary of State Miniscule Marco Rubio continued his worldwide knob shine tour and went to Hungary to swallow Viktor Orban. Rubio told the murderous tyrant that America has his back. Loveless Pammy Jo Bondi released a list of 300 names that were mentioned in the Epstein files, including Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix. What the hell? Miniscule Marco Rubio told our former allies in Europe that because Spanish people settled in Cuba that made him of European descent. The Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath took time out from binge drinking and raping to celebrate the 40th bombing of a fishing boat by American forces. The new rumor is that Ghislaine Maxwell has either had facial surgery or has been replaced by a life model decoy. Look at her face. It's not the same.
Tuesday we celebrated the Lunar New Year in China, and Sonny Drysdale Jared Kushner continued to negotiate money deals with Big Daddy Vladdy Putin. Sonny is as oily as Don Jr and Eric Trump aka Dumb and Dumber. Under the whipsmart leadership of Refrigerator Pammy Jo Bondi the Department of Revenge has 8605 fewer attorneys, but at least they can sleep at night.
The still smoking hot Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday which begs the question what happened to her sister Nikki?
They are bringing back "The Rockford Files" with David Boneraz as the lead. Fuck.
The disgraced 82 year old millionaire Les Wexler testified before Democrats in Congress about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and did his best imitation of Sergeant Schultz on "Hogan's Heroes." At Rape Island he saw nothing and knows nothing. RFK Jr and "Kid" Rock released a video called " Rock Out and Work Out." Rock takes his shirt off and men everywhere laughed out loud. It ends with them drinking milk in a hot tub. It's porn for weirdos.
On Thursday England's Prince Andrew was arrested on his 66th birthday because of his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, but his former wife Fergie is still in hiding eating Twinkies. The Georgia State Election Bureau has hired a private detective to investigate the FBI raid of it's Fulton County office. We don't know whether it's Lew Archer, Joe Mannix, or Paul Drake. As the United States sends warships to the Middle East the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that President Poopy Pants tariffs against the world were illegal and he exploded. Will this reduce prices? Are you high? He says he doesn't care and he has no intention to remove them. He's the king. Just ask him and he'll tell you so. Since the tariffs are illegal the government is responsible for 170 billion dollars in refunds. Don't hold your breath.
"Meet The Press " will return next week so buy your Early Times now.
RIP Robert Duvall, Doug Moe, and Bill Mazeroski.
On Monday it was revealed that the Department of Homeland Security is spending 38 billion dollars to convert warehouses into death camps for "illegal immigrants." Belsen was a gasser. The Dictatortot fell asleep at the televised first meeting of the Bored of Piece and he received another fake award. The pretend Secretary of State Miniscule Marco Rubio continued his worldwide knob shine tour and went to Hungary to swallow Viktor Orban. Rubio told the murderous tyrant that America has his back. Loveless Pammy Jo Bondi released a list of 300 names that were mentioned in the Epstein files, including Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix. What the hell? Miniscule Marco Rubio told our former allies in Europe that because Spanish people settled in Cuba that made him of European descent. The Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath took time out from binge drinking and raping to celebrate the 40th bombing of a fishing boat by American forces. The new rumor is that Ghislaine Maxwell has either had facial surgery or has been replaced by a life model decoy. Look at her face. It's not the same.
Tuesday we celebrated the Lunar New Year in China, and Sonny Drysdale Jared Kushner continued to negotiate money deals with Big Daddy Vladdy Putin. Sonny is as oily as Don Jr and Eric Trump aka Dumb and Dumber. Under the whipsmart leadership of Refrigerator Pammy Jo Bondi the Department of Revenge has 8605 fewer attorneys, but at least they can sleep at night.
The still smoking hot Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday which begs the question what happened to her sister Nikki?
They are bringing back "The Rockford Files" with David Boneraz as the lead. Fuck.
The disgraced 82 year old millionaire Les Wexler testified before Democrats in Congress about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and did his best imitation of Sergeant Schultz on "Hogan's Heroes." At Rape Island he saw nothing and knows nothing. RFK Jr and "Kid" Rock released a video called " Rock Out and Work Out." Rock takes his shirt off and men everywhere laughed out loud. It ends with them drinking milk in a hot tub. It's porn for weirdos.
On Thursday England's Prince Andrew was arrested on his 66th birthday because of his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, but his former wife Fergie is still in hiding eating Twinkies. The Georgia State Election Bureau has hired a private detective to investigate the FBI raid of it's Fulton County office. We don't know whether it's Lew Archer, Joe Mannix, or Paul Drake. As the United States sends warships to the Middle East the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that President Poopy Pants tariffs against the world were illegal and he exploded. Will this reduce prices? Are you high? He says he doesn't care and he has no intention to remove them. He's the king. Just ask him and he'll tell you so. Since the tariffs are illegal the government is responsible for 170 billion dollars in refunds. Don't hold your breath.
"Meet The Press " will return next week so buy your Early Times now.
RIP Robert Duvall, Doug Moe, and Bill Mazeroski.
Love is all a waterfall.
Love is what you are.
It pulls you in, takes you down.
It's a sad affair.
~Electric Light Orchestra~
Love is what you are.
It pulls you in, takes you down.
It's a sad affair.
~Electric Light Orchestra~