"I'm number one on Tic Tak. Taylor Swift is number eleven! Are you stupid!"
Donald F Trump 7-8-26
"I was born to gamble" - Bob Seger
On Monday the trial of Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin began. The
beautiful Erica Kirk was there and she was crying,. And she was
comforted by the King of Cocaine Donnie Trump Jr. She had a sausage
sandwich for lunch. His father changed airplanes while in Europe because
his new one from Qatar might leave him vulnerable to drone attacks and
he couldn't send missile attacks to Iran . Tiny fingers did that once in
the air on Air Force Three. He killed innocent people.
On
Wednesday our adjudicated rapist and Rico Suave told the world press we
survived an attack of 110 missiles front the "Islamic Republic of
Japan." Smokey Eye Shady Vance had sex with his left hand.
On
Thursday the living fossil Chuck Grassley filed a formal investigation
into why the international playboy $Kash Patel bought a pair of BMW
automobiles on our dime for his daily activities. He's not only hideous,
he's also an incompetent dickweed. My ex girlfriend from 25 years ago
wasn't that stupid. The airport in Palm Beach Florida is now named
President Donald F Trump International Airport at a cost of 600 million
dollars, and my winkie is still the same size.
Late
Saturday night the closeted gay Miss Lindsey Graham passed from choking
on the sperm of Donnie Two Scoops. Bye bye Johnny. Don't speak ill of
the dead. And don't forget to wipe your ass. The war rages on, your cost
for groceries continues to rise, and farts are still funny.
Today
was the "God Bless Lindsey Graham " special edition of "Meet The Press "
and the Mango Mussolini was on. He said "He wanted the SAVE act" to be
passed right before he kicked the bucket. Then the war criminal Bennie
Netanyahu came on followed by the fake liberal Adam Schiff and the more
fake Ro Khanna. If you missed Tim Scott don't worry. So does his bought
and paid for wife.
Brittany Spears is still on
a madcap adventure with Lindsey Lohan, and the Flash can still outrun
Superman. Eric Fleming is the greatest actor ever and why can't you find
butterscotch ice cream topping anymore?
Dear Miss Lonely Hearts I've got problems.
You're the only one I know that can solve them.
~Phil Lynott~
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