It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 October 19

 "The Democrat Party's main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens,and violent criminals."  - Whit House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (6 months pregnant when she married her husband who is 35 years older but is a real estate millionaire) 10-17-25

"Now comes the moment of great decision. The doctor is making his first incision"
The Velvet Underground 

 

Last Monday the Orange Dictatortot hung out with Bennie "Fuck You" Netanyahu and other Arab leaders in Egypt and signed a piece of paper . Trumpty Dumpty declared he had brokered a cease fire and hostage release agreement between Hamas and Israel. Neither side will disarm as this is "Phase One" of a larger package. Sausage Fingers then grabbed the microphone and said he would say a few words. After 10 minutes of nonsensical babble the American networks cut away and went back to Valerie Bertonelli making stuffed green peppers on the Drew Barrymore show. What do Drew's tattoos on her arms mean? Trump's strong arm buddy Viktor Orban of Hungary was there, which means executions were cancelled for a day. 

 

The good news Tuesday was that the Supreme Court refused to hear Fake Voice Shithook Alex Jones' appeal to reverse the judgment against him in the Sandy's Hook defamation case. Alex still owes the parents of the slain students 1.4 billion dollars. Alex made a fortune saying the entire incident was staged and the parents were liars. Now Alex begs for your prayers and your cash as his world has been destroyed. Big tears mean nothing. 

 

Trump's White House announced we were bailing out Argentina to the tune of 20 billion smackers, which later grew to 40 billion. Thank God we can afford it since we're cutting off the health insurance for 20 million Americans! Charlie Kirk was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his lifetime of promoting racism. Charlie's fashion model wife, who can cry on command, was there to accept the award. Remember drug addict Rush Limbaugh got one of these, too, so they don't mean squat. Trump then again grabbed the microphone and babbled about how he got shot also but he adroitly dodged the bullet. Lest we ever forget it's always about him. 

Director of Homeland Security and adulterer ICE Barbie Kristi Noem released a memorial to the nation's police departments saying the No Kings protests scheduled for Saturday will be terrorist riots and should be handled accordingly. The United States blew up another boat in the Caribbean and someone in the administration said Wednesday that the WIC program would now be funded by tariff money. Trump announced a million dollar a head fundraiser dinner at Mar-A-Lago and Forbes magazine reported the freakishly creepy Baron Trump had made 230 million dollars since election day. As the leper told the prostitute "That was great, baby! Keep the tip!" 

And all of the press was kicked out of the Pentagon by tattooed rapist Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath. Among the news organizations allowed to stay because they signed loyalty oaths were One American Network and China's Epoch Times. And another Oregon appellate court ruled that no National Guard troops could be deployed in the state. 

 

On Thursday it was announced that we are going full "Miami Vice" with undercover operations in Valenzuela. Ray Ban sunglasses are optional. And Trump said we were going to fund a structure to compliment the Lincoln Memorial to be called the Arc De Trump. He told reporters it would be for himself. Former security advisor and current Trump critic John Bolton was indicted for sharing classified information. Silly rabbit! Only Cankles Caligula can do that! Another court order in Illinois told Trump to stuff his National Guard troops in their barracks. And then Big Daddy Vladdy Putin called boyfriend and puppet Donnie. They talked for two hours and Trump backed off his threat of giving Ukraine Tomahawk missiles. This did not make Volodymyr Zelenskyy happy, but he's used to the abuse from Mushroom Winkie.

 

On Friday it was revealed that John Bolton was writing his tell all book while he was working for Trump and Bolton pleaded not guilty to the charges. Don't pretend Bolton is a hero. Remember he trashed Hillary Clinton over her emails and he ginned up Dubya Bush to go to war after 9/11. Bolton is a pisser who pissed off the Big Pissy Pants Trump. The 4 star Admiral in charge of the Latin America Southern Command abruptly resigned as he wisely chose to get out before he was charged with war crimes for blowing up Valenzuelan boats. Trump bragged that he alone saved Ukraine from Putin and Russia, something that Barack Hussain Obama didn't do. Credit card thief and serial liar George Santos had his 7 year prison sentence commuted by the man who had sex with Stormy Daniels for 7 seconds. And bitchy Pammy Jo Bondi is now Attorney General in name only as the nefarious Eagle Ed Martin has taken over as the shadow AG. While Trump fired missiles over San Diego Saturday in a hastily arranged tribute to the United States Marines Saturday, over 7 million people participated in the No Kings protests across the country. All week the sniveling whistledick Moses Mike Johnson called it the Hate America rally that would be filled with Hamas supporters and antifa members. Mike was ready for violence, but none occurred. 

At the rally in Washington DC Medhi Hasan had the line of the day when he said that 2 of Donnie's 3 wives have been immigrants. This proves again that immigrants do the work Americans don't want to do. And in more Frozen Face Kristi Noem news it turned out the story that Mexican drug cartels were offering 50 thousand dollar bounties for killing ICE agents was made up, but your tax dollars will pay 172 million for Kristi to have 2 new Goldstream Jets to zip around in. That means Kristi and Corey Lewandowski can join the Mile High Club.

 

"Meet The Press" began today with our pal Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Now for a series of incredibly lame questions from Kristen Welker. Does Ukraine really want those Tomahawk missiles? What do you think? Will Trump give them to Zelenskyy? Who knows? Are delays in arms shipments bad? Duh. Would you give up territory to start negotiations? Go fish. We must have a cease fire before we have peace talks. Why does Russia need the land? They don't. Russia fires missiles because their military stinks on the battleground. Time will come for Putin when his back will be against the wall. And Trump reminded Zelenskyy and America that he, Trump, is really good at making deals and ending wars. Okay. Putin will not capitulate until Orange Jesus drops the shithammer. God bless you Kristen! 

Next was Kentucky Republican Senator Ayn Rand Paul. It's time for another summit with Putin. Russia wants the land they won. Trump posted that Paul is a "liddle man." Paul kissed butt by saying 5 chins is the best president of our lifetime. But Paul is not his puppet. Rand wants less debt and a balanced budget. The bombing of boats from Valenzuela is illegal. The boats don't carry enough fuel to get here, and he's not in favor of a war. All a regime change does is reap money spent and creates chaos. Oh yeah, the federal government is still shutdown. Paul hates both plans. 2 trillion by the Republicans and 3 trillion by the Democrats. But we should pay our troops and our government employees. Young Republicans in New York ( 40 years old and younger) had group chats revealed that shows they are all racist. Smokey Eye Shady Vance says so what? And America tells Shady to ease up on the Max Factor eyeliner. 

 

Finally it was Virginia Democratic Senator Tim Kaine. Timmy says Tomahawks are critical for Ukraine. We will only open the government again only after we guarantee Obamacare will be extended and funded. Trump says trust him, but who trusts a rapist? Kaine wants Congressional approval for any more boat attacks and he's a big nay nay on a war with Valenzuela. Then they talked about the Democratic idiot Jay Jones running for Attorney General in Virginia. He said his opponent needs two bullets to the head. He has since apologized. That was magnanimous. No one should drop out of the race. Just wipe your ass and flush. Wisdom for the ages. 

RIP Susan Stamberg and Ace Frehley. 

Third Wife First Whore Melania Trump has her new Christmas decorations out for sale starting at the low price of 79 dollars a piece. Eric Trump has a book out titled "Under Siege." Crayons are not included. And washed up pop singer Kevin Federline has a book out, too. In it he says ex wife Brittney Spears used to watch their babies sleep while she held a knife. Sounds like a doting mother to me! 

And your 6 foot 4, 225 pound president says he will never answer another question again from "fake news" ABC. 

War has shattered many a young man's dreams. 

Made him disabled, bitter and mean. 

Life is much too precious to spend fighting wars each day. 

War can't give life. It can only take it away.

~Edwin Starr~