"Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAGA! " Donnie Trump 11-28-24.
Late Sunday Uncle Joe Biden did what he said he would never do. No, he didn't go to shop for adult novelties at Ray's Playpen in Kansas City. Instead he pardoned his son Hunter on his impending gun and tax evasion charges. This means Uncle Joe won't spend his final years with his son in the big house. This will no doubt send MAGA into a full tilt Human Torch flame-on frenzy. But we did have the entertainment of the last 4 years of Hunter's harassment. Who can forget the splendor of seeing America's Cupcake Marjorie Traitor Greene holding up a 4 foot tall poster board photo of Hunter's penis for the world to see. You've got to love that tantric sex kitten!
Last week saw the Soggy Bottom Boy fill out his cabinet nominations. Instead of some stupid practice of using merit or DEI the Bronzed Pumpkin used 4 other forms of criteria: Nepotism, campaign contributors (bribery), those who have sold their soul to his sweaty belly, or people who work for Faux News. The FBI Director will be Kash Patel who was involved in the attempted overturn of the 2020 election and oversaw the January 6th riot. He also produced the since removed propaganda movie " 2000 Mules". It was filled with so many lies that even its distributor, the far right Salem Communications, had to disavow it. Kash has stated on tv he plans to dismantle the bureau. Yay!
The new Ambassador to France will be Charles Kushner, Jared's father. Charles has only served 2 years in prison for tax evasion but his real crime was much bigger. Charles' brother in law was providing state's evidence against him so dig this. Charles paid a prostitute 25 thousand dollars to seduce said brother in law, make wet monkey love to him in a hotel room, and video taped the whole thing. He then gave the tape to his sister and said if he doesn't zip his lip this will be on the 6 o'clock news. Brilliant! I think I saw something like that with Barbara Bain on "Mission Impossible" years ago.
The new Surgeon General will be Janette Nesheiwat who is a TV doctor on "Fox and Friends." The new Secretary of the Navy will be Florida investor John Phelan who never served in the military, but instead gave Diaper Donnie 1.7 billion dollars. However, he did play Battleship a lot when he was in grade school. The new self proclaimed Border Czar Tom Homan declared on tv that he will send armed troops into classrooms and grab immigrant students of all ages for incarceration and deportation. He then said that any Democratic governors or mayors who try to stop him will be thrown in jail. Homan comes off like a Frank Rizzo tough guy and dresses like a cosplay GI Joe.
President Unelected Elon Musk last week posted on X the names of 10 women at the Department of Energy he's going to fire because they interfered with his Tesla car company. He also posted their home addresses and phone numbers. Did you know Tesla's have the highest recall rate per capita of any car in the USA? Did you know Tesla Cybertrucks have an explosion rate rivaling the late lamented Ford Pinto?
Facebook and Threads owner Mark Zuckerberg flew to Mar-A-Lago last week and Donnie fitted him for a dog collar and a leash. Ladies pet Vivek Ramaswamy stated last week that with the upcoming tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China prices will rise by 25 to 30 percent on around 70 percent of the goods and foods Americans buy. And with a smile he said people will just have to "feel the pain." Wasn't that a song by the Damned?
And drunken rapist and next Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's mother posted that her baby boy has a history of spousal abuse and infidelity. Is that what you call 3 marriages and 7 children including one out of wedlock?
And then, we got to this week's installment of " Meet the Press." First was the Trump lap dog Republican Senator from Tennessee Bill Hagerty. He wears his slavery to the Mango Mussolini on his sleeve. He said Patel is a brilliant choice for FBI director and Patel will go after journalists and politicians who don't like Trump. He said the magic words "Hunter Biden!" Former Attorney General Bill Barr, no box of candy himself, said Patel is grossly unqualified. Hagerty said Barr can go pound sand. Hagerty said he would vote for all of Trump's nominations because if you are good to the Titty Baby he'll let you keep your job. When asked about the upcoming tariff inflation Hagerty said shut up! Canada and Mexico are our enemies! Hagerty's head is so far up Trump's ass he found Moses Mike Johnson. Have you heard the joke that Trump calls Moses Mike his "Little Johnson?"
Next was National Security Advisor Jake Sullvan. When Kristen Welker told Jake that Trump is taking credit for the Israel and Lebanon ceasefire he replied "no shit?" Sullivan said Syria is losing its grip on its citizens because Big Daddy Vladdy Putin has shot his wad on Ukraine. As far as all the hostages still being held by Hamas, Sullivan used the ultimate cliche: " We are working around the clock." Sleep tight tonight!
Last and certainly least was Democratic Senator from Connecticut Chris Murphy. He is another in a long line of Democrats who don't have a clue. When Trump stirs up fear and hate, Murphy is the kind of guy who will hold up a chart and say "Look how good you're doing!" He did say that just like last time Trump will use the Government Treasury as his personal ATM. He also said he's a big negatory on Kash Patel. He said in the future Democrats should put social issues on the back burner and just make populist promises. "Vote for us! We're Santa Claus!"
Dictionary.com declared the word of the year is "demure." It was made popular by a 375 pound crossdresser named Jools LeBron. Jools is a lifestyle and beauty influencer. Okey dokey.
The second Thanksgiving Day NFL game had another long haired blonde fashion model/ country singer as the halftime show. But there also was a brief appearance by the tattoo covered obese singer Jelly Roll which got me to thinking. How about we have a female Jelly Roll sing country music. Would country fans go wild over a plus size facial tattooed female? Please answer in the comment section. And don't forget Trump called Mexican President Claudia Scheinbaum last week and she agreed to all his terms and that the border will be shut down and there will be no more fentanyl. The great deal maker scores again! No so fast Snoopy. Within the hour Scheinbaum replied that no such agreement was reached. In essence Trump was lying again. Oh yeah, she added, 80 percent of the illegal guns in Mexico come from America. God Bless the National Rifle Association.
One day, the track that you're climbing gets steepYour emotions are frayedAnd your nerves are starting to creepJust remember the daysAs long as the time that you keepBrother, you better watch out for the skin deep
~ The Stranglers ~
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