Last week began with Donnie Trump announcing his Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Arkansas businessman Warren Stephens, whose qualifications are that he gave Trump 2 million dollars.
Diaper Donnie responded to Uncle Joe Biden's pardon of his son Hunter by posting " What about the January 6th hostages? (MAGA approves of white people attacking government security officers and shifting on the floor of the Senate)
Monday was not a good day for the nominated Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. The Nazi/White Nationalist tattooed covered alcoholic rapist was further exposed as a guy you wouldn't even want to be in the same room with. The New Yorker published an article that detailed him being kicked out of two veterans groups he ran ( funded by the nefarious Koch brothers ). Drunken behavior, sexual harassment, and the great story of him being physically removed from dancing on stage and playing grab ass with the dancers at a New Orleans nudie bar. Cool!
On Tuesday NBC News reported that 10 co-workers at Faux News said he would show up regularly at 5 am in the bag. Also on Tuesday, Trump's DEA nomination, Florida Sheriff Chad Chronister, was removed once it was revealed that he called for the arrest of a megachurch pastor who refused to shut down services during covid. That's a big no no to MAGA.
Also on Tuesday Republicans Richard McCormick and Mike Lee, Congress and Senate respectively, appeared on Faux News and said to cut the budget and preserve the tax cuts for the upper one percent in America we will have to cut Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid. Bite the bullet you spongers.
On Wednesday swinger Pete Hegseth appeared on Megyn Kelly's televised podcast. You know Megyn, she's the blonde who said "Fuck you Taylor Swift" because Taylor endorsed Kamala Harris. Google it and watch it yourself. Anyway he spent a half hour telling Megyn he didn't have a drinking problem and that he only followed the way of his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And Megyn said that's great and she believed him totally. Megyn sold her soul to MAGA for financial success. Do you know any rich liberals besides Rachel Maddow? (MSNBC cut her salary from 25 to 20 million 2 weeks ago because times are tough. Her show is on once a week.) Trump apologist Steve Doocy said on Faux News that Hegseth was great and that the Lord approved him. Break out the Batphone to Jesus!
Thursday saw my high school classmate Billy Long nominated by the Mango Mussolini to head the IRS. Billy is a former auctioneer and congressman. Billy says he wants to abolish the federal income tax and replace it with a 23 percent across the board national sales tax. Now isn't that a great idea? Isn't it?
And Kamala is still sending fundraising emails and letters. Just like Orange Jesus did 4 years ago she says it's to fund recounting efforts. Don't tell anybody but the Democrats raised 1.5 billion dollars but are 20 million dollars in debt. How does that happen? And then a hunk hunk a burning love Hegseth's mother appeared on Faux News with Steve Doocy and said with all the sincerity of Sharon Newman on "The Young and the Restless" that she took back all the mean things she said about her son. And then looking straight into the camera she said the news media had threatened her unless she spilled the beans on her angelic son. I assume they would send Lester Holt over to her house to break her legs. To my knowledge Hegseth is the first Defense nomination to send his mother to beg for him to get the job. Now that's what MAGA calls an alpha male. Republican senators Tommy "My daddy was in the big one and I was a college football coach, damnit" Tuberville and Markwayne "Are you talking to me, punk?" Mullin both said Hegseth was a man's man and had their votes. What's excessive drinking and screwing women not your wife got to do with anything? Hegseth is the best thing since free internet porn.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flew down to Mar-A-Lago to chat with Donnie because Canadian law prohibits convicted felons from entering their country.
On Saturday Moses Mike Johnson said the investigation report on sex trafficker and pedophile Matt Gaetz would not be released because that would set a "dangerous precedent." Moses also said that in budget cutting the Affordable Care Act aka the hated Obamacare, National Public Radio, and the Public Broadcasting System would be abolished because they're a waste of taxpayers dollars. That's part of the "Enemy From Within" agenda.
The other headline of last week was the murder of United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. United Health Care leads the nation's insurance companies with a 32 percent claim denial rate. When I had my heart attack last year they wouldn't pay for my heart stress test. UHC had a 22 billion dollar profit in 2023. The tasteless joke of the week posted was "Denied. Bullets are a pre existing condition."
And Black Friday and Monday sales totals were released last week. Your fellow citizens spent 118.2 billion dollars. So I guess the election really wasn't about the economy but instead it was about misogyny, racism, and hate. Go figure.
Let me begin this week's review of "Meet The Press" with this: In 37 minutes Diaper Donnie lied 69 times. I counted. The first lie surprisingly came from host Kristen Welker who said Trump's victory by 1.5 percent was "decisive." When told his tariffs would raise prices for all Americans he said economists don't know what they're talking about. When told his tariffs last time cost Americans 80 billion dollars Trump said that was bullshit and that they prevented wars. He said he was brilliant fighting covid and that millions were invading America and "You agree with that." He said Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell could keep his job for now. We must have mass deportation of all brown and black colored immigrants. 13,000 murderers are walking our streets. Venezuela has sent us all of their mental patients and criminals. MS -13 gangs have taken over Colorado and when the police say they haven't they are lying because they are scared. Murderers work at our farms. He won't break up families because they'll all be shipped out. The 14th Amendment must go so there will no longer be birthright citizenship. And that's retroactive. Trump saved Obamacare but he'll replace it with something better and cheaper. Insurance companies are telling him what to do. He won't ban abortion pills. National Security nominee Tulsi "The Russian Tool" Gabbard and FBI nominee Kash "I have an enemies list of over 60 politicians and reporters" Patel are universally loved. Former congressman and current Faux News host Trey Gowdy says so and everyone respects him. Drug lords are being dropped into our country. If you see a guy in a parachute heads up. Quote of the day: "Groceries is a very simple word." The easily bribed Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi is blonde and fantastic. Special Prosecutor Jack Smith is still deranged and should be deported. Trump was shot in the ear and ignore the fact that there is no scar. Top legal scholars have told him "Sir, you can pardon yourself." But he's won every case and is innocent. Fani Willis' election interference case against him is a hoax. Liz Cheney, Benny Thompson, Adam Schiff, and Adan Kinzinger should be in prison for being on the January 6th committee. He will pardon all the January 6th patriots who are in jail on day one. "Filthy, disgusting place" they are locked up in. Just ask Tantric Sex Kitten Marjorie Traitor Greene. She visits them all the time just to show them what they're missing. The Bahamas, Panama, Grenada, and Mexico have stated don't ship your deported immigrants to our countries. Trump threatened them too with tariffs. They told Trump to pound sand. Syria fell overnight and the cruel dictator, and pal of Tulsi Gabbard, fled the country. Europe rips us off on trade and defense, Ukraine can kiss our help goodbye, and he's on the cusp of leaving NATO. He did win the 2020 election and all the proof is there. Forget he lost 60 of 60 court cases that say otherwise. He will not cut Social Security and Medicare wink wink. The country is so divided because Uncle Joe Biden came after him. The election went his way this time even though the Democrats were in charge because "It was too big to rig." When he was president he had the highest approval ratings of all time ( 41 percent, the lowest of any President according to Gallup ) and he won this time with the most votes of any Republican in history. That was lie number 39. His message to America is that if you're MAGA you'll be okay. The rest of you better grab your ankles, if you get my drift. He pledged that you will be able to go buy groceries without fear of being shot. He will release his medical records and there will be an O'jays reunion tour.
In QVC news last week nude model Melania Trump appeared on " Fox and Friends" to hock her Christmas ornaments, necklaces ( not pearl ) and her 100 dollar book. Host Steve Doocy said the book would be a great stocking stuffer. Co host and drooling goober Brian Kilmeade said it must have been awful to give up modeling. Melania said those grueling lesbian photo shoots get boring after a while.
A sentence should be like a serpent. Quick with a sting on its tail. Sting me a line that has meaning and depth. There's no small talk with walkie talkies. Small talk stinks.
"A sentence should be like a serpent
Quick with a sting in its tail
String me a line that has meaning and depth
There's no small talk with walky talkies
Small talk stinks."
Quick with a sting in its tail
String me a line that has meaning and depth
There's no small talk with walky talkies
Small talk stinks."
~ Bauhaus ~
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