"Any person or company investing ONE BILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE, in the
United States of America, will receive fully expedited approvals and permits,
including, but in no way limited to, all Environmental approvals.
GET READY TO ROCK!!!"
Donnie Trump 12-10-24
This is the way Cuba was ran in 1953. Let's all sing "Love For Sale."
Last Monday Republican Senator Mike Davis said we should hire private detectives to find dirt on senators who don't like potential Secretary of Defense and rapist/white nationalist Pete Hegseth. Phone call for Joe Mannix! Surgeon General Jeanette Nesheiwat , Trump nominee, didn't tell Trump that her father died when she dropped the bag that had a gun in it that went off and shot her father in the head and killed him. The American Accountability Foundation sent a list to the Congress and Senate of 20 military generals they want fired because they are female or "woke." And failed attorney/fashion model Alina Habba has a new job as Trump's personal advisor. In court cases representing the titty baby she's 0-6.
On Tuesday Trump told Fox "News" he wants people to show citizenship papers when they vote. He was also presented by Fox Nation the first ever Patriot of the Year award. Only because Rush Limbaugh is dead. Details about the United Health Care assassin were revealed. His name is Luigi Mangione (no relation to Chuck), he grew up in a 800 thousand dollar home, and he graduated from Penn. He had a gun, a silencer, a passport, and 4 fake id's. That's a Man From Uncle starter kit. Think of Ilya Kuriyakin. Remember guns don't kill people, rich white kids kill people.
Singing sensation Lara Trump resigned as chair of the Republican National Committee in order to be appointed the new senator of Florida by Governor Ron "Little Hitler" DeSantis. Her qualifications are she's ripped off 2 charities and survived sex with husband Eric "What, Me Worry?" Trump.
The marine Daniel Perry who choked to death a mentally unstable negro Jordan Neely on a New York subway was aquitted by a jury in a classic example of Caucasian justice. The vivacious Laura Ingraham on Fox "News" said he was a hero and he told the perpetually drunk Jeanine Pirro that he'd kill again. Neely's crime was asking for cigarettes. Arizona Republican Congressman Crane Elijah has nominated Perry for a Congressional Gold Medal.
Also on Tuesday Trump said "Chlorine in the water could cause autism." Hungarian Communist dictator Viktor Orban went to Mar-A-Lago for cocktails and to leer at bikini clad waitresses. Late that day Donnie appointed cosmetic surgery disaster Kimberly Guilfoyle to be the Ambassador to Greece. Hence her 5 year engagement to Donnie "Superfly Cocaine" Jr is over. It seems for the last 6 months Donnie Jr has been romping with Palm Beach socialite heiress Bettina Andrews.Cue up Rod Stewart "Some Guys Have All the Luck." Instead of paying Kimberly money for a non disclosure agreement just send her to the other side of the world.
On Wednesday sex trafficker and failed Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz got a job with One America News to host his own tv show. For those of you unfamiliar with OAN it is a Dollar Tree version of Fox "News." In an act of extreme cowardice FBI director Christopher Wray announced his resignation in order to clear the way for One Eyed Jack Kash Patel. This will give Kash a head start on his announced 60 people enemies list. Cool! It was revealed that nominee for Medicare and Medicaid Services director Dr. Mehmet Oz has $550,000 in shares of United Health Care, but only a libtard would call that a conflict of interest. And election denier and twice failed Arizona governor and senate candidate Kari Lake will be the new director of the Voice of America international news service. This will turn the VOA into a Russian like pro Trump propaganda machine. Every time you see Ms Lake on tv she has that soft focus like Miss Barbara Stanwyck on "The Big Valley."
Thursday was a huge day as Uncle Joe Biden pardoned 1500 people imprisoned on marijuana possession charges, and commuted the sentences of 39 people guilty of the crime of being gay in the military. MAGA declared war on this abuse of power. Only Trump can grant pardons, and Trump only pardons felons. The stupidest man on Newsmax Greg Kelly said on air that alcoholic Pete Hegseth was not qualified to be Secretary of Defense. Wrong haircut Bobo, because titty baby Diaper Donnie called the network and the network said the next person that does that will be fired, if not castrated. Time magazine named the Orange Pumpkin person of the year. Trump joins such luminaries as Adolph Hitler (1938) and Ayatollah Khomeini (1979). Then Trump and the robotic Melania rang the opening bell on Wall Street. Trump gave a rambling 9 minute boast and then the Dow Industrials, Nasdaq, and S&P 500 all finished lower for the day. Happenstance or harbinger?
Friday it was announced that the McDonald's employee who tipped the authorities about the Ivy League Assassin of the UHC CEO more than likely not receive the promised 60 thousand dollar reward. Something about the fine print in the stipulations. Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! Republicans have introduced a measure to outlaw the IRS Freefile Program for income tax. That suitcase of money you just saw came from TurboTax. We're singing "Love For Sale" again. And Russian informant Alex Smirnov pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about Joe and Hunter Biden receiving 5 million dollars from the Ukrainian oil firm Burisma. He was the man Jim "Shithead" Jordan and James "Foghorn Leghorn" Comer said was their highly credible witness to impeach Uncle Joe. Smirnov faces 2 to 6 years in prison, and Shithead and Foghorn were unavailable for comment.
Trump said in his Time magazine interview that he was lying about grocery prices going down. "Once things go up it's hard to make them go down." Song of the week: "Lies" by the Knickerbockers.
Yesterday's Army/Navy football game was attended by Diaper Donnie, the forgotten VD Vance, tattooed nationalist Pete Hegseth, and acquitted murderer Daniel Perry. President Elon Musk has informed all Republican senators that he will target them if they don't vote for Hegseth. Hegseth's mother and Fox "News" hosts are also calling said senators and asking them to kiss the whip and fall in line. Late Saturday night ABC folded like a pup tent and gave the rapist Trump 15 million dollars because in March George Stephanopoulos called him a rapist on "This Week." This money is supposedly going to a Trump National Library. 15 mil will buy a lot of coloring books and copies of "The Art of the Deal" and "Melania."
Today's "Meet the Press" was a never before seen rerun starring Lindsey Graham and Bernie "Loves Bridget" Sanders. First it was the Georgia lapdog Lindsey. When asked about the fall of the Syrian government Lindsey said Daddy Trump told him to say we should not get involved. But he added Isis is terrifying America and that we are looking at a prison break of 50 thousand terrorists. As I write this saws in cakes are being smuggled into prisons. What about Pete Hegseth? Lindsey says he's known him for years and he's a great guy and anybody that says otherwise is a liar. Lindsey will vote for him, but he won't go bar hopping with him. Senators being strong-armed to vote for Trump's cabinet picks is fine with him. He can't wait for One Eyed Jack Kash Patel to take over the FBI and run every Democrat out of town. Then he began the Hunter Biden laptop/51 agents story again and you realize that some things never change. He did say we shouldn't jail the members of the January 6th committee but we should follow Trump advisor Steven Miller's plan to deport the 13 million immigrants irregardless of their legal status. Look at a picture of Steven Miller and see his remarkable likeness to Captain America villain the Red Skull. He closed by wishing host Kristen Welker a Merry Christmas because if you say Happy Holidays you're all but admitting you're a Satanist who drinks goat's blood.
Next was Independent Senator from Vermont Bernie Sanders. Bernie is 83 years old which is 1,439 in dog years. You've heard all of his talking points before. Universal health care, raise the minimum wage to 17 dollars an hour, and Trump is a " tinpot dictator." He doesn't know squat about the drones flying at night over New Jersey, but he remembers January 10th 1967 when David Vincent took the wrong turn, saw the spaceship and found out the Invaders were here. When asked about RFK Jr being confirmed as Health and Human Services director Bernie said he wouldn't be premature like Donnie with Stormy Daniels. And Bernie had to remind us that there are 13 billionaires in Trump's cabinet. Great. The on the street witness on Fox "News" said the drones in New Jersey were the size of SUVs. New Jersey Republican Congressman Jeff Van Drew said that Iran had a mother-ship off the coast and that's where they're coming from. Marjorie Traitor Greene told reporters that the Pentagon was lying and we should all fear for our lives.
In entertainment news, Friday saw the release of Snoop Dog's new album "Missionary." His first album in 1993 was " Doggy Style." Somewhere between those two I must have missed "69." And for those of you that missed "Holiday Celebrity Lego Masters" on Fox last week don't despair. On New Years Eve Fox will air "Celebrity Circle Jerk." The cast of stars includes Pauly Shore, Bill Hader, Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent, Joe Scarborough, Steven Segal, Eric Trump, Machine Gun Kelly, and Arsenio Hall.
Well I spent my youth
Under a canvas roof
As I roamed from town to town
I'm not fooling when I say I got no schoolin'
Never liked the class bell sound
~ Rory Gallagher ~
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