"Are you stupid?! Are you a stupid person?! You're just asking
questions because you're a stupid person!" - The effervescent Donald F
Trump 11-28-25.
"The king is gone but he's not forgotten." - Neil Young.
Last
Sunday Dak Prescott became the all time passing yardage leader for the
Dallas Cowboys. He is now the Long Dong Silver of Cowboys quarterbacks.
On
Monday the alcoholic rapist Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath
announced Senator Mark Kelly would be reinstated to the military so he
could be court martialed for telling soldiers they could refuse illegal
orders. Former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General
Letitia James had their cases dismissed because the federal prosecutor
Lindsey Halligan was deemed illegally appointed. But the former third
place Miss Colorado is still smoking hot and has great hair. Director of
Homeland Security and adulteress Kristi Noem handed out fake 10
thousand dollar checks to 29 employees of her agency. But it was
televised and she was Ohio Players "Skin Tight." Her clothes and her
face.
On Tuesday seven Democratic senators
declared a Fight Club to oppose Minority Leader Chuck "110 years old"
Schumer. The first rule of Fight Club is not to tell Angela Jolie. What
happened to her? Rapey McFraud canceled the announcement of his 10 years
promised health care plan and Nvidia told it's stockholders "We're not
Enron." I'm not Fred MacMurray. Pammy Jo Bondi said she will appeal the
cases dismissed against Comey and James, and Trump pardoned the
Thanksgiving turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. The turkeys contributed
money for his Great Golden Ballroom and he said he wouldn't deport them
to an El Salvador death camp. Bloomberg News reported Steve Witkoff and
oily Jared Kushner advised Big Daddy Vladdy Putin's top aide on how to
butter up Cankles Caligula to surrender Ukraine. "Tell him his cock is
perfection and he's better looking than Vic Damone." Trump said he will
not extend tax credits for the Affordable Care Act, and Transportation
Secretary Sean Duffy said people traveling by air need to wear suits and
ties. Just like Drew Barrymore. Hideous Freak $Kash Patel said the FBI
will investigate all 6 Democrats who filmed the video warning soldiers
not to commit war crimes and the Georgia prosecutor dropped all charges
against Orange Jesus in the 2020 election interference case. It was
revealed that ICE Barbie Kristi Noem told the jets to fly to El Salvador
against the court order and deposit the prisoners and not to worry.
Trump Mobile phones were advertised last March by Cokehead Donnie Jr and
goofy Eric, and no one has received one nor had their money refunded.
Go figure.
On Wednesday two National Guard
troops were shot within a block of the White House by an Afghan ex CIA
operate. One died and one is still in critical condition. Although Trump
vetted the shooter it's still Uncle Joe Biden's fault. Just ask the
hammered Jeanine Pirro. The New York Times reported that Mushroom Winkie
works Monday through Thursday from ten after noon until 5 pm. He
doesn't get paid by the hour. California Democratic Congressman landed
the first punch and filed a lawsuit against Brett Pulte, the head of
Freddie Mac and Freddie Mae for invading private banking records to file
frivolous lawsuits against enemies of the Puffed Cheeto. Woman beater
James "Foghorn Leghorn" Comer said the House Judiciary Committee was
still investigating Special Prosecutor Jack Smith, and it was estimated
that the American taxpayers will dole out 300 million dollars paying for
the adjudicated rapist's golf trips over the next 3 and a half years.
But we can't afford Food Stamps. Fucking leeches! Tattooed covered Love
God Petey Kegsbreath is now known to have ordered the death of every
person on the first boat sunk off the coast of Valenzuela even after the
first three missiles hit. "Go back and kill them all!" What a patriot.
On
Thanksgiving Thursday the Kansas City Chiefs stepped on their cranks
and Trump woke up and ordered the invasion of Minnesota. Apparently
Somalians are roaming the streets with machetes. Trump called the
Democratic Governor Tim Walz "retarded." 47,000 people had their tax
records turned over to ICE by Open Casket Scott Bessent to Puppy Killer
Kristi Noem in a blatant violation of federal law. Hey! We gotta arrest
more brown people! Former Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey is
poised to become the new director of the FBI. You read it here first.
The largest drug trafficker in South America, Juan Orlando Hernandez, is
set to be released by Rapey McFraud because "many people say he was
treated unfairly." Funny he's in an American prison. How does that work?
And because of leaked RFK Jr text messages we now know what the word
"felching" means. OMG.
Today's "Meet the Press
" began with the surgically altered DHS director Lips Kristi Noem.
Kristi had fresh pucker paint and blamed everything wrong in America on
Uncle Joe Biden. She mentioned Joe 12 times in 9 minutes. Joe is Satan
and Trump is our Savior. There are one hundred thousand killers from
Afghanistan in America now. Fuck. They need to get the Hell out!
Activist judges will burn in the everlasting flames of Hades and Corey
Lewandowski is like M&M's. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Next
was war hero and astronaut Mark Kelly. The Democratic Senator from
Arizona said Petey Kegsbreath was a Neanderthal with Nazi tattoos and
too much hair gel. Why are Petey's sideburns never the same length?
Kelly will not be bullied by Trump and it was proven again that Joan
Rivers was a better interviewer than Kristen Welker.
Finally
it was the aforementioned retarded governor of Minnesota Tim Walz. Walz
said diversity is good, but so is Ott's Salad Dressing. Minnesota is a
great state for children and what's up with Trump's MRI? Trump is a
maniac and he doesn't know if Kamala Harris will run again for
president. He was going to grill Johnsonville brats and drink Pabst Blue
Ribbons after the show. And don't forget the Mango Mussolini signed an
Executive Order last week declaring all of Joe Biden's pardons are now
revoked. It's a small step for a man, but a giant step for mankind. In
the latest Choice Home Warranty commercial the drunken Ty Pennington is
listed as being an author. WTF? Did he write a letter to Penthouse? "I
never thought I would be attracted to a one eyed amputee, but..."
Paramount announced it was filming a "Rush Hour 4" because Trumpty
Dumpty told them to. Can we bring back "F Troop" too? Is it Toyotathon,
Happy Honda Days, or the Ford End of Year Sale? Enjoy the last day of
Thanksgiving weekend and thank you for reading my ramblings for 10
minutes every week.
Red light, green light, yellow light, wait
Green with envy and red with hate
Yellow with fear so you better stay clear
Of emotional traffic
~The Rumour~
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