"San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, they're very unsafe places and we're going to straighten them out one by one. It would be a major part for some of the people in this room. It's a war from within." - Donald F Trump 9-30-25.
"Leave me alone. Get off the phone. I've got a heart of stone." - Lemmy Kilmister.
Groovy times. Last Monday Your Favorite President Donnie Trump hosted Bibi "Fuck You" Netanyahu at the White House. Third Wife First Whore Melania was busy in New York. Smokey Eye Shady Vance told the press that the days of the United States "funding transgender surgeries in Peru" are over.
Tuesday Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath and Cankles Caligula Trump addressed 800 military generals and top brass at Quantico both standing before a giant American flag like George C Scott in "Patton." Petey told the assembled that his military will have no women, no DEI, and no World War Three. And every man in this room will now have to get in shape because he doesn't like fat generals. You could have heard the proverbial pin drop. Then it was our chance to hear the syphilis demented ramblings of Donnie for almost an hour and fifteen minutes. World leaders have begged him to lead the new "Bureau of Peace." Humbly, he shall. Democratic run cities are under attack and Trump wants to use these areas as a place to train our troops for war. This is unconstitutional, but who's keeping score?Trump then told stories of firemen on extension ladders being shot at by people with rifles. Aluminum Navy ships melt once a missile gets within 2 miles of them. And the kicker was "Bullets are cheaper than missiles."
Wednesday the United States government shut down and Moses Mike Johnson lied on ABC television. The Anointed One said the budget didn't pass because the Democrats want to give free health care to illegal immigrants. Since Qatar gifted the Commander in Thief the 747 jet airliner our military will now give them full protection. Two days after meeting with Trump , Netanyahu ordered another missile attack on Gaza.The Flesh Eaters "Kill Baby Kill." Roseanne Barr said on a MAGA podcast that "The Democratic Left are run by lesbian witches" Petey Kegsbreath stressed again that in his military gays are not wanted, but that rapists are peachy keen.
Thursday Yasmin Khan said on the Damage Report podcast and television program that Nosferatu Stephen Miller " was a loser in high school and he's a loser now." The government is giving 20 billion dollars to Argentina because their president knows how to play the Mango Mussolini like Madden 2026, a new Simpson's movie was announced, and Tiffany Trump has released a line of designer sweatshirts.
Friday saw the beginning of the 48th annual Ohio Pawpaw festival. Secretary of Scotch Petey showed another video of the US blowing up another Valenzuelan fishing boat killing all 4 on board. Fishing boats carry drugs, ya know! Chicago began to be under attack by ICE agents and it was a violent affair. Tear gas and Blackhawk helicopters.True. But the real video footage was of ICE Barbie Kristi Noem leading an attack on a Walmart. First she gave the pep talk and then it was a full scale assault. You can find this on the Google machine. Saturday it was back to business so the convicted felon and rapist slipped out of the White House to play more golf on our dime. The World's Coldest Woman Melania Trump was/is still in New York City. Late in the evening a Trump appointed judge ruled against the Happy Hacker and put a 14 day stay on the Oregon National Guard taking over that terrorist hotbed Portland. The 31 page decision not only mentioned James Madison but also said Trump had no evidence that Portland was being taken over by criminal gangs. Trump was posting conspiracy articles reprinted from Truth Social as evidence in his court defense. If it looks like a duck.
"Meet The Press" began this week with breaking news that Trump has worked out the first phase of a release of the hostages from Hamas to Israel. And then the retreat of Israel back to where they were in August. Trump made a video. He still looked bad.
Our first guest was the Pretend Secretary of State Miniscule Marco Rubio. If agreements are made, who will govern Palestine? Marco didn't know. There were a lot of things Marco didn't know, but he used the word "demobilization" over and over. Kristen Welker did her usual thing of asking the same question multiple times in a row. But Rubio would have nothing to do with it. It will be complicated, it will take a long time, and Hamas has got to get the hell out of Dodge and the Gaza Strip. "Tell me yes or no!" said Kristen. Marco snapped back "Not a yes or no question!"
Next was the bought and paid for House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. Jeffries and Chuck Schumer both lead the Dems in their battle against Trump and the government shutdown and they continue to refuse to throw punches.Did Hakeem like Trump's peace plan for Israel and Palestine? Jeffries answers every question with a myriad of hand gestures. I wonder if he can do hand silhouettes? The Republicans have done nothing to end the budget stalemate. They showed a video of Shady Vance calling Democrats liars. Democrats want to give free insurance to illegal immigrants. Hakeem said Smokey Eye was full of it. No Democrats want that. La la la la la. The Republicans just want Obamacare to die on the vine due to a lack of funds.The average price for individual insurance will be tripled. 8 thousand a year goes to 24 thousand. The days of passing continuing resolutions are over. Then Kristen showed a photo of a Trump press release that said Democrats are "The Party of Hate, Evil, and Satan." Aren't those 3 cats on the president's cabinet? Just when one thought it couldn't get worse here came Moses Mike Johnson and The Smirk. He called Hakeem a liar, and throughout the rest of the interview his favorite word was "red herring." Moses said the Dems want 1,5 trillion dollars in new spending. For only a 7 month bill! Moses said Chuck Schumer is terrified of a primary challenge and "Democrats wii elect a Marxist because that's their leanings these days." Moses Mike has read this same script now 5 days in a row. He went on to blather about people love having the Army in their city because they know they won't get shot by maniacal immigrant criminals. More than once he shook his head in quiet contempt for Kristen.
Last on this cavalcade of stars was California Democratic Senator Adam Schiff. Don't forget he funded his Republican opponent in the primary last summer because he knew he could beat his ass as opposed to a stronger opposition. Insurance costs too much, but raisin bran is delicious.
The invasions of Democratic run cities by the National Guard is making people less trusting of the military. Trump is not acting rationally or morally. Shocked! We must use our democracy or will lose it! Wow. What an episode.
RIP Jane Goodall and my pal Joe Bond.
I worked my way to the heart of the crowd.
I was shocked to find what was allowed.
I didn't lose myself in the crowd.
Shot by both sides.
On the run to the outside of everything.
They must have come to a secret understanding.
~Magazine~
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