This week's dispatch will be somewhat shorter than usual as I have been moving to my new groovy little hippie pad. The records are here. The clothes are here. The complete collected works of Mickey Spillane are here. Which of those is the joke?
"The Democrats are a ghost ship that has no crew." Peggy "Declarations" Noonan 9-28-25.
"Ride captain ride on your mystery ship" Blues Image.
Today's "Special Edition" of " Meet The Press " was special because Lindsey "Vo 5" Graham wasn't on. Kristen Welker continues to bring the level of hosting to the levels of dumbassery not seen since Joan Rivers had her late night talk show. Her first guest was Republican Senator and Senate Majority Leader John Thune. In the last 5 years he has received $1,188,676 from the "financial and investment" community. He is on the Senate Finance Committee. He is from South Dakota. That state has a population of 349 people, but still has two senators. Thunder explained to Kristen that the money paid into the government by American citizens in higher prices because of the convicted rapist Donnie "Who's your daddy?" Trump's tariffs will be spent in part to bail out the farmers whose careers have been ruined from a lack of foreign buyers. Brilliant!
Next was Chuck Schumer. I would have hurled my cookies, but the Dunkin' Donuts coffee was too delicious to waste on a fossil like Chuck. He is as worthless as a month of Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel. Chuck needs to go to the Library of Congress and fall into a black hole of the card catalog. Do they still have those?
Last but not least was the Goddess of all Truth, America's Scold, Peggy Noonan. I am reminded of Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks singing "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away." The former speechwriter for Ronald Reagan holds such contempt for all liberals and progressives it is to be overwhelmed by the stench of the cattle exhibit at the county fair. Peggy, in no certain terms, said Democrats are acting like babies and need to get serious. Meanwhile the Bronze Pedophile Donnie Trump can do what he damn well pleases. By the way, if you haven't been charged with a felony by Attorney General Pammy Jo "Stood up at the altar" Bondi be warned. You're on the list. As the camera pulled back at the end of the broadcast Peggy tossed her fabulous blonde hair to the left hand side knowing she was tempting 90 year old MAGA slapdicks across America.
In entertainment news it is premiere week for network television shows and I'll be waiting for hockey season. The torture that is St Louis Cardinals baseball ended Sunday with a 2-0 loss against the hated Chicago Cubs. The Redbirds won a whopping 71 games out of 162. Think of my high school dating record.
Thanks for waiting for this rant and I will be back in full pissy pants mode next week.
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