"Cars now steer themselves through our cities, robots hold steady hands in the operating room, and drones are redefining the future of war. The robots are here. Our future is no longer science fiction." Melania Trump 9-4-25
Melania Trump entered the United States through an Einstein visa purchased by Cankles Caligula. Einstein visas are granted to people who have scientific or educational achievements or athletic glory. When did appearing in lesbian pornography become an Olympic event?
Monday was Labor Day and in the wee hours of the morning the
criminal Trump administration tried to fly 600 minors to Guatemala. A
court ruling stopped them, and Handsome Tom Homan punched out a total
stranger. Jared Kushner unveiled Trump's plans to occupy the Gaza Strip
and turn it into casinos, nudie bars, and vape shops. The Palestinians
will either be killed or sent to other countries who don't want them.
Baby, that's the breaks. Didn't Curtis Blow do that song?
The
David Feldman joke of the week: Melania told Donnie you can't wear
white after Labor Day so he vowed not to wash his underwear.
India
President Modi, Big Daddy Vladdy Putin, Chinese President Xi had
strategic and economic meetings in China. They were filmed drinking
champagne and telling jokes about Mango Mussolini. The three world
leaders didn't invite him because they all agreed farts aren't lumpy.
In an interview released Tuesday by the ultra fascistic Daily Wire Trump said the official White House portrait of Uncle Joe Biden will not be of Joe but instead of his autopen. What happened to that scandal?
A judge ruled Trump's deployment of the National Guard and the Marines in Los Angeles and Trump told the judge to go pound sand. The Apricot Antichrist appeared in public for the first time in 6 days to sign an Executive Order renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War. This, of course, is illegal but he doesn't care. Trump was flanked by the drunken Petey Kegsbreath, the breathless smiling Senator Katie Britt, and the Brick With Huge Ears Senator Tommy Tuberville. They are moving Space Force Command to Alabama from Colorado because Colorado has mail in voting. So does Alabama, but Donnie doesn't know that. Tuberville, in a final act of sperm swallowing, said the building will be called the Donald F Trump Center.
Trump also announced Chicago, Boston, and Baltimore will be the next 3 cities to be invaded by the National Guard and the Marines. What happened to invading Greenland? Trump also claimed the new Space Force Center will bring 30 thousand new jobs to the area of Huntsville. Military and business officials said make that 1600, tops.
The United States bombed and destroyed a boat leaving Valenzuela with 11 people. Without any evidence the hammered Petey Kegsbreath and the demented Rapist in Chief declared they were Tren De Aragua drug couriers and this was just the beginning. This violates International Law, but the Man of Bronzer doesn't care.
For an hour and 30 minutes 10 victims of Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Donnie Trump held a press conference to demand the release of the Epstein files. The only names mentioned were Trump, District Attorney Alex Acosta, and Bill "I'm not surprised" Clinton. No others were named for fear of lawsuits and/or physical intimidation. Tantric Sex Kitten Marjorie Traitor Greene was there and was introduced as "The bravest woman in Congress." Oh shit. Trump had military jets fly over to drown out the proceedings. Within minutes in the Oval Office Mushroom Winkie declared it was a Democratic hoax and that the rape victims were liars. Funny, I expected no less from him. Bart Simpson "I didn't do it" Trump also said again he had ended 7 wars in 6 months. And the Surgeon General of Florida, hand picked by Ron "Little Hitler" DeSantis, said vaccines would no longer be mandated for school children. This chucklehead compared mandates to slavery and said he was following the guidance of God. Our Savior has better insurance than you or me. He can afford the premiums.
Thursday was not a good day for the deteriorating dictator as a Federal Court ruled his 2.6 billion dollars withholding of scientific research funds to Harvard was illegal. Loveless Pammy Jo Bondi stated that the Department of Justice was going to make possession of guns by transgender people illegal. But I've been told forever that gun ownership was a God given right? What about the Second Amendment? Where is Charlton Heston now that we need him? Not a peep out of the National Rifle Association.
RFK Jr and his radiation glowing red face was grilled like a Dollar Tree steak by the Senate. The irresistible sex magnet said the Department of Health and Human Services was riddled with fraud and no one could tell him vaccines work. He said Tylenol causes autism. But he did say chronic masturbation by males will not result in their palms growing hair. That's a relief, He said he was an old hand at self love.
Melania took time out from being aloof to give the keynote address at the First Annual Artificial Intelligence conference at the White House because Felonious Monk was still getting his hair done. Boy, his hair and makeup are really looking like Hell these days. And he still has Cover Girl makeup on his purple hands. Melania claims to speak 9 languages. Unfortunately English isn't one of them.
On Friday Washington DC Federal Attorney General Jeanine "Boxed Wine" Pirro saw her record as a prosecutor drop to 0-7 as her attempt to send a man to federal prison for threatening to assassinate Trumpty Dumpty was rejected. The man in question was bombed in the DC drunk tank and said he wanted to kill the incontinent President.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics released its new job figures and the entire nation gained only 22 thousand jobs last month, This is the worst showing since, shock, Trump was president in 2020. But he's a successful businessman! The new leader of the bureau is EJ Antoni, an author of Project 2025 from the Heritage Foundation. He previously posted AI images of Kamala Harris on Twtter giving blow jobs. "Be Best!"
Also on Friday ICE raided a Hyundai auto plant in Georgia and arrested 475 South Korean workers. Foreign investment is a selling point of our Make America Great Again agenda. Also Friday the Kansas City Chiefs played the Los Angeles Chargers in Sao Paulo, Brazil. On the YouTube telecast former NFL quarterback Cam Newton was an analyst. Wow! His wide brimmed hat and wide lapel jacket were worthy of Dolomite Rudy Ray Moore or Superfly Ron O'Neal.
Saturday there were huge anti Trump demonstrations in Chicago and DC, and ABC and ESPN were ordered by the White House not to show any demonstrations against Fearless Leader or audio of people booing his appearance at the US Open. As the French would say he is tres sensitive.
Kristen Welker was dressed in all black today like Johnny Cash on "Meet The Press." Treasury Secretary Scott "Open Casket" Bessent was our first liar. Are you ready for this shit on a stick? We are not in a recession. The mainstream Democratic media is wrong, and the convicted felon is always right. July is always a "busy" month for labor statistics and the Federal Reserve sucks. Without any evidence Bessent claimed millions of dollars coming in for business investments. The Big Beautiful Bill will save everything. The New York Times prints nothing but lies. When Bessent speaks his eyes dart and blink rapidly while his lips tremble. The stock market is doing great. Did you know 6 conglomerate tech companies control 60 percent of the market? What's in your wallet? I've got 2 nickels and a nail. If the Supreme Court rules against the tariffs well they aren't going to! Trump owns the Supremes so shut up. Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell's term ends next May and color him gone to be replaced by a puppet. Or Trump may set the interest rates himself. I double dare you! The European Union needs to put pressure on Russia to end the war against Ukraine because the adjudicated rapist is too busy getting the White House patio fixed. Bessent ended the interview with his trademark smirk. Scott Bessent is toilet scum.
Next was Maryland Democratic Governor Wes Moore. Shaved heads are all the rage. Moore said tariffs are destroying America. Baltimore may have the fourth highest murder rate in America, but Trump cut the crime prevention budget. The city doesn't need the Army. No drugs or guns have been confiscated in DC, but the city parks have been cleaned up. Maryland will not follow RFK Jr in banning vaccines. Why should we trust a heroin addict for health tips?As always Kristen asked him if was going to run for president. Moore answered no. 3 times.
Lather, rinse, repeat. Last and least it was Democratic Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey. He is bought and paid for by AIPAC to the tune of $893,998. Look it up. Remember he gave the 25 hour 5 minute speech earlier this year. Man of the people my ass. Vice President Smokey Eye Shady Vance says blowing up boats is not a war crime. Booker says it is, and Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath is drunk with power and Early Times. Dictators rule, okay? "Politics is often frustrating." So's laundry. Wash your pastels and football jerseys in cold water. Air quality and health care? I hate to quote Billy Joel, but say goodbye to Hollywood. Should the Jeffrey Epstein list of clients be read on the floor of Congress or the Senate? Booker struggled to answer that question. Instead he said thrice married president lies to your face and that Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Will there be a government shut down in 3 weeks if they can't reach a budget agreement? Shut her down Charlie Brown. Trump says the word bipartisan is not in his vocabulary. Welker congratulated Booker on his engagement to a young woman with nice hair. Love and happiness!
A judge ruled Trump's deployment of the National Guard and the Marines in Los Angeles and Trump told the judge to go pound sand. The Apricot Antichrist appeared in public for the first time in 6 days to sign an Executive Order renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War. This, of course, is illegal but he doesn't care. Trump was flanked by the drunken Petey Kegsbreath, the breathless smiling Senator Katie Britt, and the Brick With Huge Ears Senator Tommy Tuberville. They are moving Space Force Command to Alabama from Colorado because Colorado has mail in voting. So does Alabama, but Donnie doesn't know that. Tuberville, in a final act of sperm swallowing, said the building will be called the Donald F Trump Center.
Trump also announced Chicago, Boston, and Baltimore will be the next 3 cities to be invaded by the National Guard and the Marines. What happened to invading Greenland? Trump also claimed the new Space Force Center will bring 30 thousand new jobs to the area of Huntsville. Military and business officials said make that 1600, tops.
The United States bombed and destroyed a boat leaving Valenzuela with 11 people. Without any evidence the hammered Petey Kegsbreath and the demented Rapist in Chief declared they were Tren De Aragua drug couriers and this was just the beginning. This violates International Law, but the Man of Bronzer doesn't care.
For an hour and 30 minutes 10 victims of Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Donnie Trump held a press conference to demand the release of the Epstein files. The only names mentioned were Trump, District Attorney Alex Acosta, and Bill "I'm not surprised" Clinton. No others were named for fear of lawsuits and/or physical intimidation. Tantric Sex Kitten Marjorie Traitor Greene was there and was introduced as "The bravest woman in Congress." Oh shit. Trump had military jets fly over to drown out the proceedings. Within minutes in the Oval Office Mushroom Winkie declared it was a Democratic hoax and that the rape victims were liars. Funny, I expected no less from him. Bart Simpson "I didn't do it" Trump also said again he had ended 7 wars in 6 months. And the Surgeon General of Florida, hand picked by Ron "Little Hitler" DeSantis, said vaccines would no longer be mandated for school children. This chucklehead compared mandates to slavery and said he was following the guidance of God. Our Savior has better insurance than you or me. He can afford the premiums.
Thursday was not a good day for the deteriorating dictator as a Federal Court ruled his 2.6 billion dollars withholding of scientific research funds to Harvard was illegal. Loveless Pammy Jo Bondi stated that the Department of Justice was going to make possession of guns by transgender people illegal. But I've been told forever that gun ownership was a God given right? What about the Second Amendment? Where is Charlton Heston now that we need him? Not a peep out of the National Rifle Association.
RFK Jr and his radiation glowing red face was grilled like a Dollar Tree steak by the Senate. The irresistible sex magnet said the Department of Health and Human Services was riddled with fraud and no one could tell him vaccines work. He said Tylenol causes autism. But he did say chronic masturbation by males will not result in their palms growing hair. That's a relief, He said he was an old hand at self love.
Melania took time out from being aloof to give the keynote address at the First Annual Artificial Intelligence conference at the White House because Felonious Monk was still getting his hair done. Boy, his hair and makeup are really looking like Hell these days. And he still has Cover Girl makeup on his purple hands. Melania claims to speak 9 languages. Unfortunately English isn't one of them.
On Friday Washington DC Federal Attorney General Jeanine "Boxed Wine" Pirro saw her record as a prosecutor drop to 0-7 as her attempt to send a man to federal prison for threatening to assassinate Trumpty Dumpty was rejected. The man in question was bombed in the DC drunk tank and said he wanted to kill the incontinent President.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics released its new job figures and the entire nation gained only 22 thousand jobs last month, This is the worst showing since, shock, Trump was president in 2020. But he's a successful businessman! The new leader of the bureau is EJ Antoni, an author of Project 2025 from the Heritage Foundation. He previously posted AI images of Kamala Harris on Twtter giving blow jobs. "Be Best!"
Also on Friday ICE raided a Hyundai auto plant in Georgia and arrested 475 South Korean workers. Foreign investment is a selling point of our Make America Great Again agenda. Also Friday the Kansas City Chiefs played the Los Angeles Chargers in Sao Paulo, Brazil. On the YouTube telecast former NFL quarterback Cam Newton was an analyst. Wow! His wide brimmed hat and wide lapel jacket were worthy of Dolomite Rudy Ray Moore or Superfly Ron O'Neal.
Saturday there were huge anti Trump demonstrations in Chicago and DC, and ABC and ESPN were ordered by the White House not to show any demonstrations against Fearless Leader or audio of people booing his appearance at the US Open. As the French would say he is tres sensitive.
Kristen Welker was dressed in all black today like Johnny Cash on "Meet The Press." Treasury Secretary Scott "Open Casket" Bessent was our first liar. Are you ready for this shit on a stick? We are not in a recession. The mainstream Democratic media is wrong, and the convicted felon is always right. July is always a "busy" month for labor statistics and the Federal Reserve sucks. Without any evidence Bessent claimed millions of dollars coming in for business investments. The Big Beautiful Bill will save everything. The New York Times prints nothing but lies. When Bessent speaks his eyes dart and blink rapidly while his lips tremble. The stock market is doing great. Did you know 6 conglomerate tech companies control 60 percent of the market? What's in your wallet? I've got 2 nickels and a nail. If the Supreme Court rules against the tariffs well they aren't going to! Trump owns the Supremes so shut up. Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell's term ends next May and color him gone to be replaced by a puppet. Or Trump may set the interest rates himself. I double dare you! The European Union needs to put pressure on Russia to end the war against Ukraine because the adjudicated rapist is too busy getting the White House patio fixed. Bessent ended the interview with his trademark smirk. Scott Bessent is toilet scum.
Next was Maryland Democratic Governor Wes Moore. Shaved heads are all the rage. Moore said tariffs are destroying America. Baltimore may have the fourth highest murder rate in America, but Trump cut the crime prevention budget. The city doesn't need the Army. No drugs or guns have been confiscated in DC, but the city parks have been cleaned up. Maryland will not follow RFK Jr in banning vaccines. Why should we trust a heroin addict for health tips?As always Kristen asked him if was going to run for president. Moore answered no. 3 times.
Lather, rinse, repeat. Last and least it was Democratic Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey. He is bought and paid for by AIPAC to the tune of $893,998. Look it up. Remember he gave the 25 hour 5 minute speech earlier this year. Man of the people my ass. Vice President Smokey Eye Shady Vance says blowing up boats is not a war crime. Booker says it is, and Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath is drunk with power and Early Times. Dictators rule, okay? "Politics is often frustrating." So's laundry. Wash your pastels and football jerseys in cold water. Air quality and health care? I hate to quote Billy Joel, but say goodbye to Hollywood. Should the Jeffrey Epstein list of clients be read on the floor of Congress or the Senate? Booker struggled to answer that question. Instead he said thrice married president lies to your face and that Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Will there be a government shut down in 3 weeks if they can't reach a budget agreement? Shut her down Charlie Brown. Trump says the word bipartisan is not in his vocabulary. Welker congratulated Booker on his engagement to a young woman with nice hair. Love and happiness!
RIP Mark Volman at the age of 78.
And every gimmick hungry yob digging gold from rock and roll
Grabs the mic to tell us he'll die before he's sold
But I believe in this, and it's been tested by research
Grabs the mic to tell us he'll die before he's sold
But I believe in this, and it's been tested by research
He who fucks nuns will later join the church
~ The Clash ~
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