It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 September 14

 "When you say that darling, that's fake news. Listen. Be quiet. Listen. You don't listen. You never listen. That's why you're second rate." - Donald F Trump to NBC News reporter Yamiche Alcindor 9-7-25.

If I ever get out of here I'm going to Kathmandu ~ Bob Seger. 

Last Monday one of the women raped by religious icon and patriot Donnie Trump,  E Jean Carroll,  had her 83 million dollar settlement upheld by an appeals court. While this was happening Donnie was speaking at the National Bible Museum in DC. He's selling a Trump Presidential Bible for $99.99. He also declared that men punching their wives shouldn't be considered in computing crime statistics. The Supreme Court ruled that it's okay for ICE agents in Los Angeles to racially profile people. The fourth and fourteenth amendments don't mean squat. The House Oversight Committee, led by woman beater James "Foghorn Leghorn" Comer, received the Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday book compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. Not only Trump's missive to the pedophile was included, but also a post by creepy Bill Clinton. Clinton praised Epstein for having a "childlike curiosity." Habitual liar Moses Mike Johnson walked back his comments that the Apricot Antichrist Trump was a FBI informer on Epstein. But Trump is still an active agent of the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. Open channel D. 

Tuesday saw the slowly decomposing convicted felon announce the ICE raids in Chicago will be called "Operation Midway Blitz," and that Democratic Governor of Illinois JB Pritzker stands with immigrant criminals. Trump also announced he was going to take over the 9/11 Museum in New York City. Israel bombed civilians in Qatar and the Mango Mussolini said he was "sorry." The National Labor Statistics Board reported they had overestimated the job hiring  increases, but it was still Uncle Joe Biden's fault. Republican Congressman Jim "Don't call it homosexual rape" Jordan was asked about the Epstein birthday book and said "I haven't seen it. I don't buy it." While Russian drones attacked Poland Vienna Sausage Fingers Trump was consulting with builders of the new ballroom for the White House. Blood makes noise. 

On Wednesday White House spiritual advisor and grifter Paula White said on television "If you disobey Trump you are disobeying God." Moses Mike Johnson said cities across America should submit and allow the military to take over them because it was common sense. At 3:45 CDT Charlie Kirk died from a gunshot wound to his jugular vein. To be objective about this there are two things to know: 1) No one should be shot over their political speech and 2) Charlie was a racist who also thought women should not work. Women should just get married and have children. In the bed or in the kitchen. If the pilot of the plane is a Negro he will not board it. What an American treasure he was. Cankles Caligula immediately filmed a speech blaming the "lunatic left" and said they must be crushed.

Thursday the Man of Bronzer and Third Wife First Whore Melania Trump attended the 24th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City. Trump suffered a series of strokes while on the podium. Watch the video. He later awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously to Charlie "Prove me wrong" Kirk. Kirk's wife vowed revenge on every Democrat in America. Revenge is the new Christianity.

On Friday morning the incontinent commander in chief appeared on "Fox and Friends" and said the assassin of Kirk had just been caught. That was a lie, as it happened the night before, but Trump waited until the next day so he could announce it on television. And the shooter was not caught; he turned himself into the police. And his father drove him there. This didn't stop One Eyed Kash Patel from taking credit for it. Kash uses as much hair gel as Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath. But he doesn't molest women as much as the Warfighter. 

Trump announced the next city to be invaded by the military will be Memphis. ICE is going to spend 1.5 million dollars on repainting vehicles in the Trump colors of red, blue, and gold. With his name on them. Former pole dancer and current Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna introduced a bill to authorize a statue of Charlie Kirk for the building. The State Department announced it was going to search the internet to find any immigrants who have disparaged Kirk so they can be deported. Petey Kegsbreath woke up from his nightly bender and said the military would do the same. Pass that bottle to me. 

Today saw another dismal edition of "Meet The Press." First guest was Utah Republican Governor Spencer "Stiff" Cox.In the early 1970s there was a congressman from St Louis named Hardin Cox. The greatest bumper sticker of all time :"Women for Hardin Cox." True. The killer of Kirk lived with a transsexual. Who cares? He is not cooperating with the police, but he is an intelligent "normal" Mormon. Missionaries do more than lay people. Cox said he appeared on the show because Trump told him to. The internet is the cause of evil in America. Cox told us he was a religious man, and he roots for Touchdown Jesus Notre Dame. 

Next was former astronaut and current Democratic Senator from Arizona Mark Kelly. He assured us he was not evil. His wife Gabby Giffords was shot when she was in the Senate, but he would not say the dirty words " gun control." Kristen Welker asked him what would be Kirk's legacy and Kelly didn't answer. How about those on the right calling for civil war? Kelly said are you fucking nuts? 

Familiarity breeds contempt: Lindsey Graham was next. How can we miss him when he won't go away? Lindsey said Trump won the election because of Charlie and the Democrats are the party of violence. Kirk was the leader of a movement. To stop Big Daddy Vladdy Putin we need Europe to take charge. Okay. Putin is not America's problem, and Europe needs to do everything Trump tells them to. Use lotion on the Mushroom. Kirk was an inspiration to repressed white males everywhere. 

Last and certainly least was Pete Buttigieg. Looking like a beatnik hipster Pete has grown a beard. In this political atmosphere no one is safe. Lonely young men need to get off social media and the internet. They need to watch sports and porn. Kamala Harris has a new book and she blames Uncle Joe Biden for her loss. Did Pete tell Joe to bail? No. That was George Clooney. Then they showed the commercial on the pill to fix men's bent penises. The great crippler of young adults. American hero Oliver North finally married his ex secretary Fawn Hall. Iran/Contra seems like only yesterday. Since Missouri is now allowing sports gambling Kevin Hart now appears 5 times an hour on DraftKings commercials. He is annoying as ever. 

 

My best friend's such a bitch
She's got the seven year itch
My sister's just the same
But me, I could drown in pink champagne

~ Girlschool~