Mister President, I invite you to see your big beautiful face on a
banner in front of the Department of Labor, because you are the
transformational president of the American worker, along with the
American flag and President Roosevelt and I was honored to unveil that
yesterday.
Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer 8-26-25
Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer 8-26-25
If you've got a head for figures then you'd better count me out - Elvis Costello
On Monday it was announced that the COVID vaccine would be discontinued in 6 months. Lisa Cook was fired from the Federal Reserve Board because she is a black female, and the decomposing rapist Donnie Trump hates women of color. Israel bombed a hospital in Palestine, killing 20 people. Israel Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu said "Fuck them and fuck you."
On Tuesday Trump had a 3 hour televised cabinet meeting that turned into a circle jerk as everyone attending told the Apricot Antichrist he was a sexy genius. "Brookie" Rollins, Agricultural Secretary, thanked the rotting hunk of flesh for "saving college football." Trump said that our weapons sales to other countries will pay off our national debt.He also said the proud pornographic model and First Whore Melania was the nation's foremost authority on artificial intelligence and education. It was also National Dog Day and Washington DC lead attorney and angry alcoholic Jeanine Pirro began a news conference by saying "Glad to see you. Glad to be here. Anybody here today with a sense of humor?"
On Wednesday we had another mass shooting of school children and the National Guard deployed in DC was filmed picking up trash in the city's public parks. Slimeballs Tony Blair and Jared Kushner met at the White House and devised plans for turning the Gaza Strip into a strip mall. They let the Puffed Cheeto sleep. Susan Montarez was fired by Health and Human Services director RFK Jr because she would not lie and say vaccines kill babies. The man who threw a Subway sandwich at an ICE agent in a bulletproof vest was not indicted by 3 separate grand juries of felonious assault charges. Lead prosecution attorney Jeanine Pirro drank an entire box of Franzia wine. She passed out watching reruns of "Love Island." The dementia riddled Commander in Thief Donnie announced that Chicago will be the next city to be taken over by the military and ICE.
On Friday the Hindu surfer Tulsi Gabbard outed an undercover CIA agent who was the nation's premier expert on Russia. Pepe Le Pue hair, the National Security Director, said he was not loyal to the Man With the Mushroom Winkie. 36 other intelligence officials were dismissed for the same heinous offense. Gudbye to Jane. Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst, who has had two extramarital affairs with military generals, said she would not seek reelection. Her greatest quote at a town hall meeting 2 months ago when asked about the elimination of Medicare and Medicaid was " We're all going to die" What? We are? F me running. A federal appeals court ruled 7-4 that the vast majority of Vagina Neck Donnie's tariffs on foreign goods were illegal. Trump responded with a hearty kiss my orange ass. The Supreme Court will rule in his favor. After disappearing for 4 days Trump flew to Bedminster to golf and eat. Have you seen his hands? They resemble beef chuck steaks 4 days past their expiration date. But his fingers still are the size of Little Smokies. Cankles Caligula also signed executive orders outlawing mail in ballots and requiring government IDs to vote. Both are unconstitutional.
Kristen Welker had a refreshing glass of Carnation Instant Breakfast and hosted today's "Meet the Press." Our first victim was Baptist minister and Republican Senator from the racist state of Oklahoma James Lankford. He still rocks that 1964 Napoleon Solo hairstyle. Buckle up for the onslaught of pap. God King Trump can do whatever he wants, except have sex with Melania. We have trade deals with 10 countries, but he didn't show evidence. And my nickname is Mule. The Director of the CDC was fired because she pissed off the Glowing Red Person RFK Jr. What about the dismissal of the Federal Reserve Board member under her refusal to lower interest rates? Lankford said God is great and God is good. 4 times he lied saying the murder rate in Chicago has led the nation 13 years in a row. Wrong O Boyo. St Louis, New Orleans, Detroit, and Memphis are all competing for that honor. You can't fight the seether.
Next was the limousine liberal Ro Khanna. The Democratic Representative from California has over 8 thousand dollars invested in Peter Thiel's Palantir corporation. That's the company that bought all of the nation's Social Security information from Elon Musk, Big Balls, and DOGE. He doesn't walk it like he talks it. And liberals wonder why they suck. The economy is tanking like the third season of "Miami Vice," but it's okay for Trump to put our tax dollars into Intel for the hope of financial returns. The only chips manufacturer that I know who employs real people is Frito -Lay. Does he believe Trump will peacefully leave the White House in 3 years? Gosh says Ro. I sure hope so! How about Democrats and Republicans trying to redistrict their states to give themselves electoral advantages? Ro answered by saying his favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor is Cherry Garcia. Where's the bong?
The world was rocked last week by the announcement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement. Also in the world of love and happiness Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are an item. " Darkman" is one of the forgotten classics of cinema, swingers.
Valorie Bertonelli announced she was in a serious relationship with Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy, and "Weakest Link" host Jane Lynch declared her love for the Bellesa Whisper Bullet vibrator.
On Tuesday Trump had a 3 hour televised cabinet meeting that turned into a circle jerk as everyone attending told the Apricot Antichrist he was a sexy genius. "Brookie" Rollins, Agricultural Secretary, thanked the rotting hunk of flesh for "saving college football." Trump said that our weapons sales to other countries will pay off our national debt.He also said the proud pornographic model and First Whore Melania was the nation's foremost authority on artificial intelligence and education. It was also National Dog Day and Washington DC lead attorney and angry alcoholic Jeanine Pirro began a news conference by saying "Glad to see you. Glad to be here. Anybody here today with a sense of humor?"
On Wednesday we had another mass shooting of school children and the National Guard deployed in DC was filmed picking up trash in the city's public parks. Slimeballs Tony Blair and Jared Kushner met at the White House and devised plans for turning the Gaza Strip into a strip mall. They let the Puffed Cheeto sleep. Susan Montarez was fired by Health and Human Services director RFK Jr because she would not lie and say vaccines kill babies. The man who threw a Subway sandwich at an ICE agent in a bulletproof vest was not indicted by 3 separate grand juries of felonious assault charges. Lead prosecution attorney Jeanine Pirro drank an entire box of Franzia wine. She passed out watching reruns of "Love Island." The dementia riddled Commander in Thief Donnie announced that Chicago will be the next city to be taken over by the military and ICE.
On Friday the Hindu surfer Tulsi Gabbard outed an undercover CIA agent who was the nation's premier expert on Russia. Pepe Le Pue hair, the National Security Director, said he was not loyal to the Man With the Mushroom Winkie. 36 other intelligence officials were dismissed for the same heinous offense. Gudbye to Jane. Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst, who has had two extramarital affairs with military generals, said she would not seek reelection. Her greatest quote at a town hall meeting 2 months ago when asked about the elimination of Medicare and Medicaid was " We're all going to die" What? We are? F me running. A federal appeals court ruled 7-4 that the vast majority of Vagina Neck Donnie's tariffs on foreign goods were illegal. Trump responded with a hearty kiss my orange ass. The Supreme Court will rule in his favor. After disappearing for 4 days Trump flew to Bedminster to golf and eat. Have you seen his hands? They resemble beef chuck steaks 4 days past their expiration date. But his fingers still are the size of Little Smokies. Cankles Caligula also signed executive orders outlawing mail in ballots and requiring government IDs to vote. Both are unconstitutional.
Kristen Welker had a refreshing glass of Carnation Instant Breakfast and hosted today's "Meet the Press." Our first victim was Baptist minister and Republican Senator from the racist state of Oklahoma James Lankford. He still rocks that 1964 Napoleon Solo hairstyle. Buckle up for the onslaught of pap. God King Trump can do whatever he wants, except have sex with Melania. We have trade deals with 10 countries, but he didn't show evidence. And my nickname is Mule. The Director of the CDC was fired because she pissed off the Glowing Red Person RFK Jr. What about the dismissal of the Federal Reserve Board member under her refusal to lower interest rates? Lankford said God is great and God is good. 4 times he lied saying the murder rate in Chicago has led the nation 13 years in a row. Wrong O Boyo. St Louis, New Orleans, Detroit, and Memphis are all competing for that honor. You can't fight the seether.
Next was the limousine liberal Ro Khanna. The Democratic Representative from California has over 8 thousand dollars invested in Peter Thiel's Palantir corporation. That's the company that bought all of the nation's Social Security information from Elon Musk, Big Balls, and DOGE. He doesn't walk it like he talks it. And liberals wonder why they suck. The economy is tanking like the third season of "Miami Vice," but it's okay for Trump to put our tax dollars into Intel for the hope of financial returns. The only chips manufacturer that I know who employs real people is Frito -Lay. Does he believe Trump will peacefully leave the White House in 3 years? Gosh says Ro. I sure hope so! How about Democrats and Republicans trying to redistrict their states to give themselves electoral advantages? Ro answered by saying his favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor is Cherry Garcia. Where's the bong?
The world was rocked last week by the announcement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement. Also in the world of love and happiness Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are an item. " Darkman" is one of the forgotten classics of cinema, swingers.
Valorie Bertonelli announced she was in a serious relationship with Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy, and "Weakest Link" host Jane Lynch declared her love for the Bellesa Whisper Bullet vibrator.
Christ he told his mother,
he told her not to bother.
Because he's doing all right in the city.
He's high above the ground.
He's just hanging around
~ The Stranglers ~
he told her not to bother.
Because he's doing all right in the city.
He's high above the ground.
He's just hanging around
~ The Stranglers ~
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