"Read the fucking bill instead of clapping for it like a performing monkey."
Wisconsin Congressman Mark Pocan to America's Favorite Tantric Sex Kitten Marjorie Traitor Greene
Last week began with Ukraine taking out almost half of Russia's airplane
bombers with an incredible drone attack. The attack had been planned
for 18 months and no one knew about it except the Ukrainian military.
Sexual deviant Donnie Trump was totally unaware. Big Daddy Vladdy Putin
was humiliated in the eyes of the world and told Donnie he would have
revenge. Gosh.
22 year old Swedish activist Greta Thonberg is sailing a boat to the
Gaza Strip bringing food and medicine. Cuddly Senator Lindsey Graham
posted on X "I hope Greta and her friends know how to swim." More than
one person didn't find that humorous.
Elon Musk and Donnie Trump have officially divorced. Musk declared to the world that the One Big Beautiful Bill was a "disgusting abomination." That was the same thing Megyn Kelly said about the Snow White remake. Marjorie Traitor Greene, after voting for the Big Beautiful Bill, reversed her position and said she was now against it. Marjorie confessed and said she hadn't read it. I read it and the phrase "automated decision makers" scared me. But a misspent youth of pot smoking has left me permanently paranoid.
It was revealed Tuesday that Fat Nixon has had only 14 Daily
Presidential Security Briefings in his first 133 days. National
Intelligence Director and Hindu surfer Tulsi "Pepe Le " Gabbard is now
floating the idea of presenting it like a Fox News show since Donnie
doesn't like to read. This could be another job for the vivacious
Jeanine Pirro.
ProPublica published an article that revealed that only 6 of the 238
Venezuelan immigrants sent to El Salvador had criminal records. Trump,
Handsome Tom Homan, and ICE Barbie Kristi Noem all knew this and didn't
care. The report on children's health released a week ago that was
riddled with errors and false information was resubmitted and contained
even more lies. But Health and Human Services Director Robert F Kennedy
Jr said kiss off. Florida Republican Congresswoman Raven Harris posted a
photo of Uncle Joe Biden and said it was obvious he was a robot. 18
states have applied for disaster relief from FEMA and none have received
a reply. Billy Long has passed his Senate review to be voted on for IRS
Director. This despite having both audio and video evidence of him
soliciting bribes. It's only money. And Commerce Secretary Howard
"Nutlick" Lutnick testified before the Senate and laughed at the
Democratic Senators. Education Secretary Linda McMahon told Congress
that African American history was acceptable to be taught in schools as
long as " both sides were presented." I tend to forget the positives of
slavery.
Karine Jean Pierre announced she was leaving the Democratic Party and is
writing a book to be published this fall. It will describe how Uncle
Joe Biden was betrayed by the Democratic Party and vice versa. She needs
cigarette change. And in public safety news Trump's Bedminster Golf Club scored a 32 out
of a 100 on its annual kitchen inspection. Avoid the chicken salad. And I
would smell the milk before I drank it.
And I wanna move the town to the Clash City rockers
Ya' need a little jump of electrical shocker
~ The Clash ~
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