It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 March 16

"And they're demeaning women, but who would want these things? Everything's transgender. Everybody's transgender. That's all you hear about." 
Donald "John" Trump 3-12-25

"Meanness is a great preservative." 

Mary Trump 3-14-25

 

What a great week to watch the Fox Business Channel. The stock market lost 1700 points and the big crypto scam crashed like yours truly after an NFL Sunday triple-header. Did you know the Adjudicated Rapist's meme coin has led his brain dead followers to lose 12 million dollars? Pardon my tears! The Trump Administration has set another record with over 100 lawsuits filed against them in the first 7 weeks.

The Minister of Ontario Doug Ford has threatened 25 percent tariffs on all electricity exported to America (3 states including New York) unless Trump drops his tariffs against Canada. Hey, don't question Karoline Leavitt about her blatant ignorance of economics, and don't threaten the girdle wearing sissy pants. We can just cut down all the trees in the national forests for our wood! And then wait 10 years for new ones to grow back. During the stock market crash El Chickenshit canceled all scheduled public appearances Monday. Maria Bartiromo declared on Fox that the stock market and businesses aren't the real economy and that anyway it's all Joe Biden's fault. Have you noticed her striking visual and vocal resemblance to Daisy Duck? 

It was revealed that Saturday night our friends at ICE arrested and hauled off to a Louisiana prison peaceful Palestinian protester Mahmoud Khalil. In front of his 8 month pregnant wife. He was told his green card was revoked because he had pissed off adulterer Kristi Noem and Handsome Tom Homan. 

On Tuesday the surgically restructured Lara Trump appeared on Sean Hannity and said "people should be kissing the feet of Elon Musk and Donald Trump!" Junior Walker would sing "Pucker Up Buttercup." Orange Jesus got more pissed so he now declared a 50 percent tariff on all steel and aluminum imported from Canada. Then the woman who plays Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt lied her ass off and told reporters that tariffs are a tax cut for consumers and she was insulted that any lousy Associated Press reporter would question her intelligence on anything involving economics. She knows economics, pal. Remember she has sex with a millionaire 33 years older than herself. Love is a many splendor thing! Moses Mike Johnson lied to the press and said the market crash was no big deal and the human garbage disposal Senator Tommy Tuberville agreed. The old football coach told Fox "no pain, no gain." Department of Education Director Linda McMahon fired 1315 employees and the House passed a continuing resolution budget bill on party lines that cuts 880 million from Medicaid. 1 in 4 Americans are on Medicaid, but Charlie we want tuna that tastes good not tuna that has good taste.

 

Also Trump opened Honest Don's World of Wheels in front of the White House. He had 5 Teslas lined up and he was making deals. Musk was there too after crying in the Oval Office to Donnie that his fortune was going south. That is not a joke. Donnie even had a script he was reading from. There was a photograph close up and it showed prices and his Vienna sausage sized fingers. Best quote: " I love Tesler!" 

 

Irish Prime Minister Michael Martin appeared at the White House Wednesday and Barney Rubble Brian Glenn, fresh from torrid lovemaking with Marjorie Traitor Greene, asked the first question." Why did you allow Rosie O'Donnell to move to Ireland?" That Pulitzer Prize is right around the corner for sure! Does Wal-Mart sell suits? Some hack website named Decider said that "Tracker" is a "must watch!" More TV news later. Director of Health and Human Services RFK Jr told Sean Hannity that the measles vaccine causes blindness. Hannity told RFK that Trump has lost 30 pounds and no longer eats the buns on his McDonald's hamburgers. To quote the great Fred Sanford " If he looks behind himself he can find it."  

On Thursday One Eyed $Kash Patel told Citibank to freeze the funds of Habitat For Humanity. It appears they had received money from the EPA and it was considered "defrauding the government." EPA head Lee Zeldin said we were entering the Golden Age of American success as automotive manufacturers, oil executives, and chemical manufacturers were cheering the 2 dozen water and air protections being eliminated by Executive Order. 3 cheers for early death! That'll clear up those Social Security rolls. 

Without fanfare the immigrants being held at Guantanamo Bay were flown back to Louisiana and no real explanation was given by Homeland Security Barbie Kristi Noem. It appears the upcoming lawsuits scared even the toughest man alive, Border Czar Tom Homan. He immediately beat a total stranger within an inch of his life to relieve his stress.

 

The United States and Ukraine reached an agreement to have a 30 day ceasefire with Russia. Pretend Secretary of State Marco Rubio said now it's up to Big Daddy Vladdy Putin. Of course Putin said not so fast. Trump is fond of saying it takes two to tango. Putin reminded the Puffed Cheeto it only takes one to pound sand. Putin wants to keep the 20 percent of the territory Russia has captured and wants no restocking of the Ukrainian armed forces. I want chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream. The G7 leaders met in Canada Friday and Little Marco Rubio needed a booster seat at the table. He did, however, enjoy the kids meal. And Pammy Bondi, $Kash Patel , and the full diaper Donnie addressed the Department of Justice Friday. Pammy, who won't release the full Epstein sex files because it's filled with Donnie and 80 year old lawyer Alan Dershowitz, posed in front of a fake display of "seized" fentanyl. $Kash announced the FBI is investigating 52 universities who are still practicing DEI iniatives. Now that's on everyone's wish list. And Donnie declared war on all of his political enemies since the DOJ now is under his complete control. Donnie said CNN and MSNBC were illegal operations, the Wall Street Journal was filled with crackpots, and no one can criticize him and not pay the price. He also said he deserves more credit for pardoning the January 6 criminals, uh, "hostages." It was also revealed that the Ketamine Kid Musk paid 100 million to Trump to sell cars on the White House lawn. Clever bastard! 

 

On Saturday Trump held a rich kids party at Mar-A-Lago aka the Roach Motel where he was selling a gigantic pink Hermes purse for 440 thousand dollars. Look at the picture. After playing golf (again) he declared war on Venezuela using the Alien Enemies Act of 1798. He has decided gangs have taken over so now he has the authority to arrest and deport anyone he wants to willy-nilly without evidence. Late Saturday a court put a stay on that order. Cool! We are at war! And it must be noted that Friday Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer folded like a pup tent and with 9 other Democratic and Independent Senators voted to approve the GOP/MAGA budget. Schumer said we had to avert a government shutdown. Schumer is as weak and sniveling as former Attorney General Merrick Garland. Pussies run the Democratic Party. 

 

Well today on "Meet The Press" we were blessed with the appearance of Marie Antoinette aka Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Let them eat fucking cake is his economic message. He is a hell of a lot smarter than me, you, and Kristen Welker. First off the main talking point is that everything bad is still Uncle Joe Biden's fault. We are having an "affordability crisis" and this is a "period of transition." Wasn't that an album by Van Morrison in 1976? The media is blowing this crash of the economy way out of proportion. The stock market doesn't worry him. Tax cuts for the upper one percent and business deregulation will solve everything. Trading partners around the world are afraid of Trump! All of this tariff revenue will result in massive winning. Not for you, but Karoline Leavitt's husband will make out okay. Life is not about cheap big screen televisions! If you cannot afford shit that's your problem, Cookie! He predicted that he would make no predictions. And now that we are bombing the Houti's in Iran that will keep the Suez Canal open. It was a mishmash of economic doublespeak, and the main thing he wants you to do is sit down and shut up. 

Next in the batting order was Connecticut Democratic Senator Chris Murphy who is in the early stages of growing a spine. He derided the passing of the MAGA budget, but when asked if it was time to shitcan Chuck Schumer as the Minority Leader he began dancing the Enfant Tango. It is a shame Trump now has unlimited power to shuffle all of the government's money around and tell REM Radio Free Europe is dead. Thanks botched penile surgery Musk! Like most milquetoast Dems he said they need to have "internal discussions" on future strategies. He insisted we will not be bullied by Trump, Musk, Steven Miller, and the Boy Wonder Eyeliner Shady Vance. You could have fooled me.

 

As promised earlier it's only March but I have seen the stupidest climax for a television program last week for perhaps the entire year. With 9 minutes left last Thursday "911" had Jennifer Love Hewitt get her throat slashed with blood squirming out. 4 minutes later she recovered and took out her assailant. With 2 minutes left she was in the hospital with a bandage on her throat. And talking. Maybe I'm a party pooper, but I don't think people should masturbate on television. 

 

The power-crazy leaders who control your very fate
They would twist your will, steal your life and sell your soul away

If you're drifting or wandering lost
You're the perfect target for the double cross 

~ MC5 ~