"It's time to normalize Indian hate. I was racist before it was cool."
Marko Elez - Reinstated member of President Musk's gang of six.
Marko has your bank account routing code and the full support of Couch
Pounder Shady Vance. Vance has sold his wife and 2 children to Enrique
"The Love God" Tarrio.
Last week began with the utter collapse of the New York Stock Exchange. It was the monetized panic of people we don't know who bailed on America and the rapist's trade tariffs. Like passing gas after a meal at Casper's chili parlor Short Penis dropped the tariffs and declared victory. Kelly McEnany put on Olay skin conditioner and told the viewers on Fox "News" he was smarter than Egghead on "Batman" first season. The international sex symbol Elon Musk eliminated the IRS free file system to make sure Intuit can still charge Americans money to file their taxes, and the underrated Senator from Louisiana John Kennedy told the country to spread cheeks and get ready for the hammer. His fake accent is only topped by Pat Buttrum as Mr Haney on "Green Acres." "If you don't like it you liberal retard then give a knob shine to a goat!"
The Commissar Musk also announced Monday the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the Securities and Exchange Bureau, USAID, and the Department of Education are going the way of 8 track tapes and the career of Andrew "Dice" Clay.
On Tuesday the syphilis demented man wearing makeup told us we were taking over the Gaza Strip. His bastard son in law Jarred Kushner will dispose 2 million people and build the "Riveara of the Middle East." Opposing faiths and beliefs have struggled over 200 years. Fuck that! Let's have casinos, nudie bars, and Golden Corrals! On Wednesday the most qualified woman in America Karoline Leavitt told the press that "Donald Trump is the best deal maker on the planet!" As the official press secretary of the Felonious Monk she went to college on a softball scholarship and married a 60 year old billionaire. When she's not gargling sperm she's telling lies. Best lie of the week from Karoline: " 2 million dollars for sex changes in Guatemala!" And she waved a piece of paper! Your favorite Secretary of State Little Marco Rubio stuck a deal to send American citizens to El Salvador for imprisonment. The 4 foot 2 inch man said it would save us money. And America's Texas Ranger via South Dakota Kristi Noem said she's hip to sending mothers and babies to Gitmo in Guantanemo Bay in Cuba because they're dirty foreigners. Besides buying the Panama Canal, declaring war on Denmark, overtaking Canada, and making up stories about Senator Tommy "Asshole" Tuberville and Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, Donnie had time to play golf at the Roach Motel Mar-A-Lago 6 days in his first 3 weeks as the puppet for Musk and Vladimir Putin.
This morning was another thrill packed episode of "Meet The Press." Chuck Todd left NBC News last week and who can blame him. Kristen Welker was totally Miami Vice Sonny Crockett pink and white and if this was not a waste of time what was. I should have watched a fucking rerun of "Time Tunnel." Our first guest was white supremacist Mike Waltz. He's a national security advisor and would probably like to shag
Tulsi "Pepe Le" Gabbard despite her Hindu beliefs and backdoor cash from Big Daddy Putin. Mike was a garbage dispenser for 11 minutes. But he will keep his job because he praised the Mango Mussolini 8 times and said " Woke policies negate our effectiveness and readiness!" Pardon me for liking people.
Next was New Jersey Democratic Senator Andy Kim. Not that Andy Kim who had 2 singles on the top 40 in 1967. If there is a reason Democrats are so lame look at Andy Kim. Chuck Schumer is in a coma, and Mitch McConnell is a zombie in a George Romero film. Andy stated talking points and was as compelling as a Jimmy Fallon monologue. Andy Kim got me fired up to throw McDonald's cheeseburgers like the racoon makeup monkey lingered puppet.
Then to close today's episode it was Amanda Gorman. If you look up her bio it says "Poet, activist, model." I can't put that on my job description.
There's a thousand million voices
They're screaming in my eyes
Preachers in the forest
Sirens in the sky
Well, I walked around and I cried a lot
Thought that I would die
Find me
~ Hüsker Dü ~
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