"Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden's ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith, the out of control Lunatic who just hired outside attorneys, fresh from the SWAMP (unprecedented), to help him with his poorly executed WITCH HUNT against "TRUMP" and "MAGA." Included also are World Leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and "sick" as the THUGS we have inside our Country, who, with their Open Borders, INFLATION, Afghanistan Surrender, Green New Scam, High Taxes, No Energy Independence, Woke Military, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Iran, All Electric Car Lunacy, and so much more are looking to destroy our once great USA. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!" - Donald Trump 12-25-24.
Anger, hatred, and insanity don't take holidays!
At Ben Shapiro's Turning Point USA conference in Arizona last Sunday the incontinent bronzed maniac declared his plans to take over the Panama Canal, purchase Greenland, and conquer Canada because Canadians want us to. America exhaled a sigh of relief as Lara "Cosmetic Surgery" Trump announced she would not seek the Senate seat from Florida being vacated by Little Marco Rubio. Apparently Trumpty Dumpty's strong-arm tactics didn't work on Governor Ron "Little Hitler" DeSantis.
Both Israel and the US denied President Elon Musk top military security clearance because of his ties to China President Xi and Vladimir Putin in Russia. Musk also saw 700 thousand of his Teslas recalled. A Texas newspaper reporter tracked down Republican Congresswoman Kay Granger who has been missing for the last 6 months. Her and her staff are still being paid while she resides in a memory care home with dementia. This passes for MAGA transparency.
In another idiotic appointment Donnie named "Survivor" and "Apprentice" producer Mark Burnett as our envoy to the UK. But the show stopping disgusting story of the day was the release of the ethics report on America's Heartthrob Matt Gaetz. Without going into reams of detail here are the sickening details: 90 thousand dollars spent between 2017 and 2020 on drugs and sex with teenagers. "Statutory rape" is still illegal. He wanted to stiff one teenager ( pun intended) on a payment saying it should be customer appreciation week. This sack of shit denies everything but all the phone calls, bank records, and checks are there. I hope this doesn't derail his new show on One America Network where he describes the ins and outs of politics. Strangely silent are God fearing MAGA colleagues Sweaty Jim Jordan, Moses Mike Johnson, Pipsqueak Josh Hawley, and serial adulteress Marjorie Traitor Greene.
Tuesday indicted for bribery but still Texas Attorney General Republican Ken Paxton sued the NCAA to prohibit transgender athletes from competing. Google it. There's not even 10 in all of America. Far right German neo-nazi group AFD has been invited to The Puppet's inauguration. The inauguration will cost taxpayers 50 million dollars. But the price of eggs is too high. Since Tik Tok co owner Jeff Yaas gave Trump a suitcase full of money Trump now wants his Supreme Court to allow it to stay in Chinese control. And former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized with a fever. Bill had a discharge and then was discharged the next morning. And Trump boasted "Putin wants to meet with me as soon as possible."
On Christmas Day it was announced that Trump and Golddigger Melania are selling tickets for you to attend church with them the night before he is sworn in as Imaginary Leader. 100 thousand dollars buys you a seat in a church to be determined, as many are declining to host. But you could see both of them burst into flames as they step into a church! White Christian Nationalist pastor for hire Sean Feucht will officiate.
And whooping cough cases have increased by 27,000 as more children and adults ignore vaccination. Charles Darwin called this the thinning out of the herd.
Also on Christmas, rock stupid Alabama MAGA Senator and former football coach Tommy "Ears" Tuberville posted "Thanks to President Trump, Christmas is back in America." I guess the Florida resident who represents Alabama didn't go to the mall in the last four years. Representative Gerry Connolly rubbed dirt in the face of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by telling MSNBC viewers he was elected to be minority chair of the House Oversight Committee because "You want the best generals on the battlefield ground." He was later treated for a dislocated shoulder from patting himself on the back too much. And Politifact named " They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats." as the lie of the year. Brandon Carr has been nominated to run the FCC and he has put networks on notice there will be hell to pay if they criticize the thin skinned insecure First Puppet. And Israel celebrated Hannukah (?) by firing a dozen rockets into Gaza and Yemen, killing civilians and journalists.
Thursday Russia blasted an airplane flying to Kazakhstan out of the sky. First Russia said it was birds, but two days later Putin said accidents will happen. President Musk and his coffee boy Vivek Ramaswamy posted that Americans are too stupid to handle the jobs of the high tech industry and we need more immigrants from India and China. Ramaswamy said Americans are too lazy and spend too much time watching football. They idolize quarterbacks and cheerleaders when they should admire brainiacs like himself. Musk went so far as to use the word retarded. Vivek made a reference to "Saved By the Bell" which came out of fucking nowhere. Now the loyal MAGA heads realize they've been sold out by the rich kids and all hell has broken loose. President Musk has kicked Laura Loomer and other wack jobs off X because they said this is not the politics of America First. Trump is leaning towards the immigrants in a reversal of his campaign promises and policy statements of 2015. And Marjorie Traitor Greene, desperately wanting to be Musk's kitten on the government efficiency committee, is trying to thread the needle between the two camps but is once again swinging at an 0-2 strike. They aren't even in office yet and they are in the tank.
Today's "Meet the Press" was a year in review rerun of "Meet The Moment" interviews. Olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelps talked about anxiety and depression. Ruby Bridges talked about the early days of the Civil rights movement. Soccer player Megan Rapinoe said everybody watches women's sports. She is hated by MAGA because she kneels during the National Anthem and she's a lesbian. That doesn't cut the mustard in Springfield, Missouri. Monty Python 50 years ago had a public affairs spoof tv show called "Who Cares?"
An Axios poll released yesterday showed that 19 percent of Americans are optimistic about the future of the country. Just put your trust in President Musk!
In entertainment news Beyonce performed at the halftime of the Ravens/Texans game on Christmas. Immediately the complaints were in that her necklace had Satan horns and she was doing secret devil hand signals. I hope you haven't been indoctrinated against your will. On free tv the Lakers/Warriors game on ABC drew 8 million viewers. On pay service Netflix the Chiefs/Steelers drew 27 million. LeBron James says Christmas belongs to the NBA. I'm under consideration to be the next James Bond.
"Birdie in the hand for life's rich demandThe insurgency began and you missed itI looked for it and I found itMiles Standish proud, congratulate me"
~ R.E.M. ~
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