9.29.2024

It's Sunday with Dan | 2024 September 29

"It's not just the dogs and the cats.There are full on vampires and everybody still thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not crazy. They're full on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood." - - -  Roseanne Barr opening for Tucker Carlson in Fort Worth, Texas 9-24-2024.

It's not just autumn, it's hate season in America. Married 4 times, $100,000 delinquent in child support, and fired from the Louisiana sheriff's department for pistol whipping handcuffed citizens Republican Congressman Clay "Ghost Buses" Higgins posted on X last week that Haitians practice "vudu" and "had better get their ass out of our country by January 20." And the spineless Speaker of the House Moses Mike Johnson said Clay was a "dear friend." 

Donnie Trump was on video at a supermarket yelling at random customers while handing out 100 dollar bills and telling them to vote for him. In other bribery news New York City Mayor Democrat Eric Adams is charged with accepting airline tickets, cash, and downplaying the photo of himself giving the key to the city to Sean " Drugs and Baby Oil" Combs. 

For 150 bucks you can buy a copy of Melania Trump's new book in which she tells you the reader that the nude photos of her "celebrate the beauty of the human body." Melania received a quarter of a million dollars to address a fundraiser for the Log Cabin Republicans. She spoke for 10 minutes. It was at Mar-A-Lago. That means she had to leave her room. Republican activist Silk posted on TicToc that Kamala Harris busses in illegal immigrants to fill her rallies and all of them are going to vote. 

In Springfield, Ohio the Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against Trump and VD Vance for lying about them, but in defamation charges you have to name specific people not just an entire race. Close but no bag of M and M's. 

On Saturday Only Fans model Samantha Gangewere posted on TicToc that her manicurist's cousin gets 700 dollars a week to go to Kamala rallies. But of course Felonious Monk posted it on Truth Social as proof that the election will be rigged. Before "Meet The Press" this week on "Sunday Today" there was an in-depth feature on the weight loss drugs Ozempic and Wegovy. When asked how to combat the extraordinarily high prices for the drugs the correspondent answered "find a coupon." No shit. 

Today's episode began with Trump toady Little Marco Rubio. The Florida Republican Senator was asked first about Hurricane Helene. Rubio answered not to worry Ron DeSantis is in charge, if he can take time out from eating pudding with his fingers. What about that American built 2 thousand pound bomb dropped to kill the terrorist leader, among others, two days ago? That's life in the Middle East, Daddy-O. Will Iran retaliate? What do you think, Kristen? Trump will solve everything! He's the Kingfisher! Will Trump support Ukraine? Go talk to Putin. Gobbledegook blah blah blah. And it's all Obama's fault. Remember him? 

Then it was Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona. If he said anything with substance I must have missed it in translation. Trouble was he was speaking English. He said Iran runs a lot of terrorist organizations. Think of the gate fold 2 page spread in Strange Tales number 99 in 1968 when Doctor Doom is moving the chess pieces on the game board of the world. I mean this is really big! And it does no good to yell at clouds. Kelly and Kamala went to Arizona Friday and they ran to the border. They enjoyed their meal deal at Taco Bell. Kelly said Trump has no answers but he can bitch like yours truly watching a Cardinals game. Kelly's answers to the questions on world affairs were as vapid and ridiculous as the current Sharon committed murder and then blacked out storyline on "The Young and the Restless" right now. Kelly then went off on the terrifying Heritage Foundation's Project 2025. The strains of James Brown "Talking Loud and Saying Nothing" played in the background.Today each guest was on 12 minutes and I enjoyed a glass of chocolate milk. 

In entertainment news last week "Rescue Hi Surf" premiered on Fox and your quick review is Baywatch with tattoos. And in tattoo news the People's Choice Country Music Awards were also on last week and they showed more ink than an NBA game. This Tuesday Tim Walz and VD Vance will debate and Fox "News" will claim another MAGA victory. And the sun will come up Wednesday.
 
I saw you talking about plagues and peoples. 
You're on override. 
You are lost on the Great Divide.
~ The Gun Club ~
 

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