"It's not just the dogs and the cats.There are full on vampires and everybody still thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not crazy. They're full on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood." - - - Roseanne Barr opening for Tucker Carlson in Fort Worth, Texas 9-24-2024.
It's not just autumn, it's hate season in America. Married 4
times, $100,000 delinquent in child support, and fired from the
Louisiana sheriff's department for pistol whipping handcuffed
citizens Republican Congressman Clay "Ghost Buses" Higgins posted on X
last week that Haitians practice "vudu" and "had better get their ass
out of our country by January 20." And the spineless Speaker of the
House Moses Mike Johnson said Clay was a "dear friend."
Donnie Trump was
on video at a supermarket yelling at random customers while handing out
100 dollar bills and telling them to vote for him. In other bribery
news New York City Mayor Democrat Eric Adams is charged with accepting
airline tickets, cash, and downplaying the photo of himself giving the
key to the city to Sean " Drugs and Baby Oil" Combs.
For 150 bucks you
can buy a copy of Melania Trump's new book in which she tells you the
reader that the nude photos of her "celebrate the beauty of the human
body." Melania received a quarter of a million dollars to address a fundraiser for the Log Cabin Republicans. She spoke for 10 minutes. It was
at Mar-A-Lago. That means she had to leave her room. Republican activist
Silk posted on TicToc that Kamala Harris busses in illegal immigrants
to fill her rallies and all of them are going to vote.
In Springfield,
Ohio the Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against Trump and VD
Vance for lying about them, but in defamation charges you have to name
specific people not just an entire race. Close but no bag of M and M's.
On Saturday Only Fans model Samantha Gangewere posted on TicToc that her
manicurist's cousin gets 700 dollars a week to go to Kamala rallies.
But of course Felonious Monk posted it on Truth Social as proof that the
election will be rigged. Before "Meet The Press" this week on "Sunday
Today" there was an in-depth feature on the weight loss drugs Ozempic
and Wegovy. When asked how to combat the extraordinarily high prices for
the drugs the correspondent answered "find a coupon." No shit.
Today's
episode began with Trump toady Little Marco Rubio. The Florida
Republican Senator was asked first about Hurricane Helene. Rubio
answered not to worry Ron DeSantis is in charge, if he can take time out
from eating pudding with his fingers. What about that American built 2
thousand pound bomb dropped to kill the terrorist leader, among others,
two days ago? That's life in the Middle East, Daddy-O. Will Iran
retaliate? What do you think, Kristen? Trump will solve everything!
He's the Kingfisher! Will Trump support Ukraine? Go talk to Putin.
Gobbledegook blah blah blah. And it's all Obama's fault. Remember him?
Then it was Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona. If he said
anything with substance I must have missed it in translation. Trouble
was he was speaking English. He said Iran runs a lot of terrorist
organizations. Think of the gate fold 2 page spread in Strange Tales
number 99 in 1968 when Doctor Doom is moving the chess pieces on the
game board of the world. I mean this is really big! And it does no good
to yell at clouds. Kelly and Kamala went to Arizona Friday and they ran
to the border. They enjoyed their meal deal at Taco Bell. Kelly said
Trump has no answers but he can bitch like yours truly watching a
Cardinals game. Kelly's answers to the questions on world affairs were
as vapid and ridiculous as the current Sharon committed murder and then
blacked out storyline on "The Young and the Restless" right now. Kelly
then went off on the terrifying Heritage Foundation's Project 2025. The
strains of James Brown "Talking Loud and Saying Nothing" played in the
background.Today each guest was on 12 minutes and I enjoyed a glass of
chocolate milk.
In entertainment news last week "Rescue Hi Surf"
premiered on Fox and your quick review is Baywatch with tattoos. And in
tattoo news the People's Choice Country Music Awards were also on last
week and they showed more ink than an NBA game. This Tuesday Tim Walz
and VD Vance will debate and Fox "News" will claim another MAGA victory.
And the sun will come up Wednesday.
I saw you talking about plagues and
peoples.
You're on override.
You are lost on the Great Divide.
~ The Gun Club ~
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