"Immigrants will come into your kitchen and slit your throat!" ~ 9/31/24 Donald J Trump
The closer November 5th comes the higher the manure will pile. The Soggy Bottom Boy Trump also declared last Monday that his opponent Kamala Harris is "mentally disabled." Trump's charm knows no bounds, eh?
The over hyped vice presidential debate was held last Tuesday and you've seen episodes of "People Puzzler" that were more compelling. Conservative commentator AB Phillips summed up Tim Walz's performance perfectly. "I have no idea what he was talking about but he was certainly convincing about it." VD Vance blurted out that he was told there would be no fact checking. Sorry. In essence Walz came off as likeable but not compelling, and Vance is truly the man who sold the world. Think of a political Eddie Haskell from "Leave it to Beaver." "You look lovely today, Mrs Cleaver." TV ratings were down by 20 million viewers from Trump/Harris, but be mindful there was a WNBA playoff game on at the same time
And once again the luck of the draw went to Florida Judge Eileen Cannon in the case prosecuting the nutjob who was arrested after fleeing Trump's golf course two weeks ago. Sleep tight tonight America. Jack Smith dropped 165 pages in the election interference case versus the Mango Mussolini that lie outside the immunity clause given by the Supreme Court. The man Trump calls deranged meticulously differentiated between presidential acts and campaign violations. Trump called foul. He said it was too close to the election, but that didn't stop then FBI director James Comey blowing the whistle on Hillary Clinton in 1996. Different shoes and different feet I guess.
Melania Trump posted some weirdly photographed black and white videos promoting her book and claims to be in favor of a woman's right to choose, unlike her loving spouse. After appearances on Fox "News " Melania was approached by CNN but was told her fee would be a quarter of a million dollars. They declined. Melania is the model for all gold diggers.
Colorado election worker and Trump sycophant Tina Collins was found guilty of tampering with election machinery during 2020. For her sentencing she brought a video crew and gave a 30 minute speech declaring she was doing her job as an American patriot and a child of God. She said her 90 year old mother needed her care and that she should not spend a day in prison. The judge slammed his gavel and told the lovely Tina to enjoy the next 9 years in the big house. Hopefully she will have cable or a streaming service so she can watch the next insurrection.
Sunday brought us another "Meet The Press" and with one month left until the election what a better time to catch up with Mr Personality Arkansas Republican Senator Tom "Pencil Neck" Cotton. He exudes civility like Trump sweats butter. Cotton is content to spread the lie that FEMA has no money for hurricane aid because they gave it all to those dirty immigrants. He dusted off the old Hunter Biden laptop stories with no reference. All I know about Hunter Biden's laptop is that Marjorie Traitor Greene showed penis photos in Congress. Cotton also accused NBC of covering up Biden's criminality and misrepresenting the January 6th riot. Arkansas deserves a fraud like Cotton just like my neighborhood loves Josh Hawley. Water seeks its own level.
Next it was the condescending California Democrat Adam Schiff. He has a way of tilting his head up that always makes one think you are getting a scolding. Think of the angelic Peggy Noonan. Will there be a peaceful transfer of power if needed post election this time? Adam said are you freaking stoned? Stock up on the Spam and lock your doors. There is a reason many Americans see politicians from California as being aloof. Adam knows that Trump is only running for the highest office in the land just to keep his ass out of jail. Both Trump and Vance are keen on saying "And everyone knows it." Well,we all do.
Well, something's wrong down in OK Corral, they're hanging Jesse James
The naked lady's vanished, the policemen are on parade
Then along comes Sherlock Holmes, that lucky seven percent
They just got back from Angola, sniffing cocaine in the tent
~John Cale~
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