Only the good die young, so this week at the age of 100 the most unscrupulous man ever to win the Nobel Peace Prize passed. Dr. Henry "No Remorse" Kissinger left with a legacy that many other people died for. Through his policies in Southeast Asia, South Africa, and South America anywhere from 3 to 4 million people were sent to early graves. And yet your cocktail party became a gossip column event if Doctor K showed up. Imagine inviting Hitler to your barbecue.
Former Representative Liz Chaney revealed in her upcoming memoir that spineless Kevin McCarthy only went to Mar-A-Lago less than 3 weeks after the January 6th insurrection because Orange Jesus Donnie Trump was depressed and not eating. I told better lies in the third grade.
America's favorite serial liar and swindler George Santos was expelled by the House this week. But to no one's surprise 114 Republicans voted to retain him to keep their tenuous grip on the House. In the age of the Mango Mussolini ethics are for losers.
A Florida woman has filed rape charges and given details of an ongoing sexual tryst with a married couple. But not just any pedestrian couple. The Florida Republican Party leader Christian Ziegler and his wife, Moms For Liberty founder, Bridget, are the accused. As you know her group is the book banning, anti gay, anti black, flag waving nationalistic darlings of the right wing. It's a shock to me that group sex is now copacetic with the judgmental set.
"Meet The Press" this week was a clarion call for morning drinkers to go full steam ahead. The first guest was National Security Council spokesman John Kirby. For those of you of a certain age picture this. If Kirby was wearing a yellow fedora he'd be a dead ringer for crime-stopper Dick Tracy. Israel versus Hamas was the topic and the new information was there is no new information. When a reporter asks for war plans they never get an answer.
Kirby said escape maps for Palestinians were available online. How many refugees have internet access? UNICEF channeled Martha and the Vandellas this week and said the Palestinians had nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. Kirby insisted that Israel addressed the crisis of civilian deaths with the refrain of they want to be good is that not enough? While only 20 percent of the Hamas army has been eliminated, Bennie "Shut the hell up" Netanyahu says there will be no sleep until they're all ground to dust. Pack a lunch as this will go on for a while, longer than a Martin Scorsese movie.
Then a wave of depression and despair engulfed America as the smirk and scowl of Ron "Little Hitler " DeSantis filled the screen. He began his 15 minute diatribe by insulting the news media and, even though he trails the Orange Jesus by 30 points in Iowa, he will win the caucus. He repeated this 3 more times during the interview. He would laugh off questions and put on his Jack O' Lantern grin. He stressed his positive vision for America will carry the day. He refused to condemn Big Daddy Trump's referral to his enemies as "vermin." He skirted around the House's attempts to impeach Uncle Joe Biden, saying instead Mr. and Mrs. America were more concerned about "The economy! The border! Their hatred of the federal government!" He refused to answer the question that won't go away: the six week abortion ban. But after 4 attempted take-downs he did say that when elected Obamacare will be abolished and he will replace it with his own plan. When Kristin Welker asked him what his plan was he answered with my response on when I'm going to wash the dishes. "I'm working on it." All apologies to Chris Rae.
If you're looking for that perfect Christmas gift for that little pistol packing youngster the Kyle Rittenhouse autobiography "Acquitted" is now available. Find out how you too can murder two unarmed people and seriously wound another and stay out of jail. He announced on conservative television that one whole chapter in the book is about his dog. Fascinating.Do you feel like you're standing on a wooden leg? Or a poor man much too proud to beg?Or a page from a book that can't be read at all?
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