A new Thanksgiving tradition was introduced this year by the convicted sexual assaulter and self proclaimed "your favorite president," Donnie "Benito Mussolini" Trump. In addition to enjoying the blessings of health, friends, and family it is also a perfect day to verbally assail one's critics and those that would not agree with your worldview. At 2 a.m. Thanksgiving morning the Two Gun Kid tweeted on his failing Truth Social website his hatred for New York Attorney General Leticia "Peekaboo" James and the "radical left hating psycho judge" Arthur Engaron. He then vowed to crush the "lunatics, communists, fascists, Marxists, Democrats and RINOs that our destroying our country."
The anti-homosexual, trans, immigrants, and Jewish organization One Million Moms were all over Fox "News" and Newsmax last week warning of the dangers of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Little did we know that under it's veneer of wholesomeness lies a seething cauldron of sexual perversity. The parade featured trans and same sex marchers and performers. They urged a total rejection and boycott of this grooming display. At parade time the One Million Moms had gathered 30 thousand signatures. As Maxwell Smart used to say "Missed it by that much."
Also early Wednesday morning a 200 thousand dollar Bentley crashed into a guard rail on the Rainbow Bridge (no connection with the like named Jimi Hendrix album) at high speed and exploded. Immediately Fox "News" went on full alert and announced this incident as a terrorist attack at the US from Canada. Fox anchors Immediately sneered that Uncle Joe Biden was on holiday and was asleep at the switch again. Patriotic luminaries such as Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee and tantric sex queen Marjorie Traitor Greene were quick to hop on the panic train and declare Armageddon. The ever humble Vivek Ramaswamy went on to say this proves his campaign plank that we need a northern border wall, too. Six hours later it was determined that the car was not loaded with explosives, but was merely a man and wife who had partied at a casino all night after the Kiss concert they had planned to attend was canceled. Not a single news announcer or politician rescended their hasty statements, but Paul Stanley still wants to rock and roll all night.
"Meet The Press" this week was another display of Kristen Welker's unerring ability to ask questions and get no answers. First in the tee ball batting cage was National Security Advisor Big Jake Sullivan. While the strains of Peaches and Herb's "Reunited" played in the background, Sullivan said fingers were crossed that the one American hostage to be released by Hamas today would be the little 4 year old girl. Children are always the touchstone for sympathy in these situations. No one cares about the morbidly obese 45 year old man who lives on a diet of chocolate Zingers and internet porn. He said we must proceed with caution when dealing with terrorists. The proof is in the pudding unless Ron DeSantis' fingers are in it. In the initial release of prisoners it's women and children first. Kristen stated that the Red Cross were actively involved in the negotiations with Hamas. As always, the Red Cross is offering free tee shirts, minor league baseball tickets, and Domino's pizza coupons as incentives. Sullivan said other terrorist groups in the region may have hostages also, but on the whole the steady as she goes Biden plan is working.
Next was the bought and paid for Ohio Republican Mike Turner, head of the House Intelligence Committee. Be warned beforehand that he believes all of the documents found at Mar-A-Lago were not stolen illegally but merely a "bookkeeping error." He began by stating the party line that Uncle Joe is inflating his efforts in the war negotiations and that he's just not that important. He also planted the seeds of fear that hostages are everywhere. When asked if all of this turmoil was just a backdrop for a proxy war with Iran Turner did not hesitate to say yes. Should we go to war with Iran? Turner answered with a definitive " Ehhh..."
As far as holding up aid to Ukraine he said Americans are tired of that war. Sorry, Europe. He said the southern border of the US was more important to protect. He did not mention the looming threat of Canada. He said that the House release of 40 thousand hours of January 6 insurrection film footage would lay to waste all of the misinformation coming from "both sides." Ya think? Former Republican Representative and now talking head on Fox "News" Jason Chaffetz said last week that Uncle Joe has ruined our country economically and pointed to his Thanksgiving turkey that cost him 90 dollars. Upon closer inspection it seems his 22 pound bird was grown free range and organically in California. As opposed to the average cost of $1.27 per pound, Sonny Drysdale spent $4.99 per pound for his Lincoln Continental gobbler. Pity the wealthy.
"Renaissance" the Beyonce concert film is to be released this week. But the critical nod this week goes to " Godzilla Minus One" by Toho Films. It's being screened uncut in it's original Japanese with English subtitles. That makes it an art film.We got to stop all men from messing up the land. When won't we understand this is our last and only chance. It's the future shock.
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