It's Sunday with Dan | 2023 April 30

 Another week of dizzying political shenanigans. I was hoping "Meet the Press" would hit me like an 8 ounce tumbler filled with chilled orange Mad Dog 20/20 ( If you drink it first thing in the morning you can pretend it is Tang). But, no bag of magic beans this morning. Stepping up to the plate first was Border Security head Alejandro Mayorkas. When asked about the Administration's plans to deal with the flood of immigrants at the Mexican border he outlined plans A, B, C, D, E, etc. Think of the commonly used shotgun theory. If you fire a shotgun 10 times you are bound to hit something. In my youth I saw men try this to pick up women. Second in the lineup was Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy. This is my favorite political name since the early 1970s state representative from St. Louis Hardin Cox. His campaign bumper sticker "Women For Hardin Cox" would go for top dollar these days on Ebay. His plan to unite our country involves being anti-LGTBQ, anti-abortion, and his plan to abolish the FBI. I assume he would bring back U.N.C.L.E. The knowledge I gained from watching Fox "News" Sunday was the opinion of respected political analyst and misogynist Charlamagne Tha God. In essence if "Uncle" Joe Biden doesn't participate in the Democratic primary debates he will lose the respect of everyone who likes Charlamagne Tha God. I've never thought of myself as a God. I prefer the description "bon vivant."