It's Sunday with Dan | 2026 August 9

"Don't ever talk again. You're fake. You're one of the worst in the business!" 
Donald F Trump to reporter Jake Traylor 8-3-26

Last Monday the Mango Mussolini said, "A lot of people like it," about paying the January 6th criminals money from our tax dollars. 

On Tuesday Senator John Cornyn folded like a pocket knife and said he would approve of criminal Todd Blanche as Attorney General. Swallow the Trump. The UFC lost 30 million dollars throwing their showcase on the White House lawn on Titty' Baby's birthday. It was Barack Obama's birthday which now makes him younger than Melania Trump's vagina. 

On Wednesday Mike Lindell was charged with a crime for throwing pillows out of a truck to get people to vote for him as the governor of Minnesota. It's bribery? The adjudicated rapist Donnie went to Viva Las Vegas and told a crowd of 234 people at a casino that he had a winkie the size of Alaska and the American economy was the greatest it's ever been.

Last Thursday Tommy Tuberville said the dead Mitch McConnell was out of the hospital after 7 weeks and was rehabbing at his palatial mansion and his wife and foreign agent Elaine Chou was having sex with Alabama state troopers. She pays them. The vaccine denier for the Center for Disease Control was confirmed by the Republicans in the Senate and more Americans will die. That will make the unemployment numbers go down. 

In Tennessee Andy Ogles lost in the primary and blamed lesbians, immigrants, and people who have GED's. 

On Friday the Serial Shitter Donnie Trump said we have more missiles than Russia and China and he had to go back to sleep. Our pal Scott "Open Casket" Bessent said there was no longer income inequality in the USA, and it was great to be a millionaire with a soft on. Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Pakistan agreed to a defense agreement since they can no longer depend on Donnie Trump's America. Europe has done the same. Meanwhile Baron Trump is still staring at pictures of Carrie Underwood. Twenty-three thousand jobs were lost last month but Chief Economic Advisor Kevin Hassett said all is good and his pot is awesome. 

On Saturday voter ID to vote lost in the Senate 50-49 because Mitch McConnell wasn't there to make it 51. 

Today is the anniversary of Smokey the Bear in 1944, and the resignation of Richard "The Dick" Nixon in 1974. 

Our first guest on "Meet The Press" today was Abud El-Bayd a Democrat running for senator in Michigan. He's met Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. I've met Son Seals. Our host Kristen Welker went back to her playbook and asked the same question 3 times. Healthcare costs are absurd. Bricks are heavy. He insisted he's not a Communist radical and universal healthcare is a right, not a pay-for luxury. 

Next was the white man from Indiana, Republican Senator Jim Banks. He has all of the charisma of a bag of pork rinds. He said Trump was a Roman god and El-Bayd is a burn in Hades turd. Screw the cost of living. Iran will not have a nuclear weapon and you will not win the showcase on "The Price Is Right." When accused abuser Representative Max Miller should be bounced like a Superball he answered like Moses Mike Johnson. "Thoughts and prayers." 

Our final guest was Democratic Senator Chris Murphy from Connecticut. He said politics were rigged. Really? End the war and tell me what I don't already know. I watch this crap every Sunday so you can sleep in. 

 

Turn off the waterworks, baby, that don't move me no more
When I leave this time, I ain't comin' back no more
~Big Joe Turner~