It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 June 22

  "I mean, if you look at him, every time I did this. I was right 100 percent. He was wrong. Maybe I should go to the Fed. Am I allowed to appoint myself, Doug? I don't know. Am I allowed to appoint myself as the Fed? I'd do a much better job than these people."
Donnie "Eff" Trump speaking on Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell 6-18-25

 

The best sign spotted at the No Kings Rally last weekend in Milwaukee read "You can't spell hatred without red hat." 

 

A study was released saying Generation Z drinks less than previous age groups. Some people say that's a good thing.

 

No longer the Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will Smith released a new song called "I Like Pretty Girls." Good to know during pride month. 

Much like the greatest album of all time "Kiss Alive" Fox was discovered pumping in fake crowd noise for their telecast of Trump's birthday parade. ICE was instructed to attack Democratic sanctuary cities to arrest more people who don't look like Ivanka Trump. 

On the tenth anniversary of Trump announcing his first bid for the presidency his slimy sons Don Jr and Eric introduced their newest grift. Soon you will be able to buy a gold Trump mobile phone. The $169 made in China phone will sell for only $499. Of course it will be fabulous.

 

Iran state television was bombed by Israel while they were on the air. 

 

Before the Apricot Antichrist arrived at the G7 meeting in Alberta French President Macron declared Greenland was not for sale. This pissed off Trump. He then posed for a photo opportunity with United Kingdom Prime Minister Starmer with a notebook filled with papers. He declared he'd signed a trade deal with the European Union. As he opened up the folder all of the papers fell out and upon inspection turned out to be blank. Trump didn't move, forcing the Prime Minister to bend over and pick them up. So it was only with England and it only covered automobiles and aerospace products. Trump praised Big Daddy Vladdy Putin and said Russia needs to be back in the club. Trump left early to avoid meeting Ukrainian President Zelenskyy. He posted that every body needed to evacuate Tehran. Okay. 

 

Tuesday the Mango Mussolini performed the rare reverse double taco and said he'd changed his mind and he would not spare farm workers and hospitality workers from ICE deportation raids. Are prostitutes considered hospitality workers? Kristi Noem was hospitalized with an allergic reaction. It seems her lover Corey Lewandowski changed colognes to Hai Karate from Old Spice. Diaper Donnie unveiled two huge flagpoles on the White House lawn. It now looks like a Toyota dealership. "They call it a flagpole from the grass. These are the best poles anywhere in the country." The Federal Reserve didn't adjust interest rates, the Supreme Court upheld 6-3 Tennessee's ban on gender affirming care for minors, and Dr Oz stated that people on Medicaid "should deserve it." 

 

Wednesday Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath pissed off Democratic senators and was called "despicable, feckless and unfit" during his testimony before the Armed Services Committee. The Iron Dome is failing in Israel as missiles from Iran are getting though, destroying apartment buildings and a hospital. 

 

After announcing on Thursday Juneteenth that America had too many holidays Donnie himself fled to his Bedminster Golf Club to play with himself. He has golfed roughly a quarter of his days so far into his term. The federal government has shut down it's transgender suicide hotline, and 12 minutes after joining Bluesky Smokey Eye Shady Vance was kicked off for trolling other people. The rose garden at the White House is being ripped out and replaced by a giant concrete patio. Trump said that ladies in heels had a hard time walking on the grass.

 

Overnight yesterday the United States began a war with Iran by dropping a dozen Edith Bunker busting bombs on 3 locations where nuclear facilities were suspected. On Fox they said this act of aggression will win Fat Nixon the Nobel Peace prize. 

 

The woman who was raped by Pervert Hoover E. Jean Carroll released a memoir on her ordeals with him and she addresses his constant flatulence problem. Silent but deadly! And Elon Musk had another rocket explode on the launching pad and it's a much better television picture at night. The flames really jump out at you!

 

"Meet The Press" today was a special wargasm episode and what a lineup of winners. First was Vice President Smokey Eye Shady Vance. The eyeliner was great today. Vance said we weren't at war, and Trump was a courageous leader. Iran was not negotiating in good faith and we showed them who's the real kingfisher in the hood. When pressed by Kristen Welker when did Trump decide to attack Vance said it was after he'd taken a McDump. He avoided several questions by saying it was tippy top secret information. It was 12 minutes before he blamed Uncle Joe Biden for letting in "crazy people" and he didn't know who Tulsi "Pepe Le " Gabbard was. We've had a string of dumb presidents but now we have an idiot savant in charge. Minus the savant.

 

Second up was Brylcreem Lindsey Graham and he had his war boner on. Trump was bold and brilliant. Bennie "Fuck You" Netanyahu was happy as a non bearded clam. The United States needs to wipe those religious Nazis off the map. The Human Liver Spot Steve Bannon thought it was a bad idea to bomb Iran, but Lindsey said Bannon could blow it out his ass. Did Trumpty Dumpty need congressional approval to start a war? Lindsey said he didn't care. And he's introduced a bill to impose more sanctions against Russia. Whoopee. We're not pussyfooting around.

 

Lastly it was Arizona Democratic Senator Mark Kelly. Does he believe our intelligence about Iran? Yup, he has no evidence that they were only days away from making nuclear weapons. This may move them into a double secret underground operation. Kelly said the most rabid fans of war are those with no military experience. Some would call them frauds. He's afraid we've stepped on a rake. 

 

MIT announced they had a new definition of infinity. It's the amount of blonde females on Fox. 

 

Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover is the most sexually provocative since the Scorpions "Animal Magnatism". 

 

Heads down, down to the floor
Run past the windows and close the door
Whatever you do, stay calm!
Show me a ditch and I'll dive in it

~ Gang of Four ~