It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 February 23

 "We're going to go to Fort Knox, the fabled Fort Knox, to make sure the gold is there. If the gold isn't there we're going to be very upset." - Donnie Trump 2-20-25

Am I the only cat in the room who is foreseeing a set up? "The gold's not there! I blame Joe Biden! Now we will be on the Musk crypto standard!" Between the years of 2012 and 2023 over 480 people died while taking selfies. The Musk/Putin tool spent 15 million government dollars last Sunday to fly Air Force One back and forth over the Daytona International Speedway and then delay the 500 mile stock car race by driving his motorcade around the track delaying the race by a half hour. Cutting waste, abuse, and fraud! The godless orange sexual assaulter had a busy week. As he was leaving the race he told the press inflation is Biden's fault, he doesn't care if foreign countries boycott our farmer's goods, and none of that matters because "we are respected again!" 

Last week saw the complete capitulation of Donnie Trump to Vladimir Putin. Trump refused to call him a dictator but that "unelected" Volodymyr Zelenskyy is. That is a lie. He went on to say Ukraine started the war 3 years ago. Was I drunk that day when I was watching the Russian invasion begin on my high def tee vee? The Mango Mushroom began surrender talks with Russia in Saudi Arabia and went on to say Zelenskyy didn't have a say in the negotiations. "He's had 3 years and he hasn't done anything!" The European Alliance called an emergency meeting to declare their support for Ukraine since they know Trump's America can no longer be trusted. To say this is unheard of in United States history we are now the proverbial whipping boy. It has now been ascertained that we have already paid Ketamine Tripster and his Teen Titans 40 million dollars for their fake DOGE efforts. 

Last week saw the gutting of the FAA, the CDC, the National Forest Service, the Veterans Administration, the USAID, the IRS, and the Justice Department. Trump lied Tuesday and said 15 kids, 5 mothers Musk is merely an advisor and not the director of DOGE. So no one knows whether it's the white supremist or the kid named Big Balls whose grandpappy was in the KGB (not a joke) who leads this gang of secret stealing criminals who have no Congressional authority. 27 year old press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who went to college on a softball scholarship, lied again Tuesday and said tens of millions of deceased people are receiving and cashing Social Security checks. It appears the Muskrats can't read computer readouts that put anybody that has dropped out of the system to 150 years old. But don't let that get in the way of outrage and a chance for this golddigger to call Democrats and reporters stupid. (Ask her how much longer until her millionaire husband kicks off).

In other ass kissing news, Republican Claudia Tenney of New York introduced a bill in Congress to make Der Rapist's birthday a national holiday. He is the most influential convicted felon in America's political history! Wednesday it was revealed that we have paid 11 million dollars so far for the Bronzed Tub to play golf at Mar-A-Lago so far this year. The Pope was warned 2 weeks ago by Border Czar and trained gorilla Tom Homan "to mind his own business!" As this is written the Pope is in serious but stable condition with pneumonia. Deduce your own theories. Don't forget Homan says Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is next. 

Putin's puppet and the alcoholic with a sweaty erection Pete Hegseth fired the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Admiral Lisa Franchetti of the Joint Chiefs, Air Force General James Slife, and 7 Judge Advocate Generals. The reasons are wrong color, wrong sex, "woke," or not loyal enough to the 350 pound Man of Bronzer. The House and Senate have their new budget which has as its centerpiece a 4.5 trillion dollar tax cut for the upper one percent. Oh, and they want to raise the debt ceiling too! Only 4 trillion dollars! More on the DOGE committee. They've been inflating their savings by saying when they destroy a program they erase 100 percent of the cost. They don't take into account money that's already been spent, early cancellation fees, and administrative fees. So their 80 million dollar piece of paper Karoline Leavitt waves in the air as proof is in reality only 8 million. But we are stupid and won't notice the realities of accounting. And Eldrick "Tiger" Woods appeared at the White House for Black History Night last Thursday. The Man Who Wears a Girdle and Makeup couldn't help but marvel at "Tiger's" tap dancing ability. Fun fact: "Tiger" has had sex with more women than the entire population of Vermont. 

Well after the entire surrender of America to Russia it was time this morning for "Meet the Press" and it was time to get more angry. First on was the constantly angry, combative, and Mixed Martial Arts fighter Republican Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin. He's five foot 8 inches and 172 pounds. Don't forget he threatened to beat up Teamsters President Sean O'brien on the Senate floor a few months ago. Don't forget during the Pete Hegseth confirmation hearings in January he said it didn't matter if Hegseth was an alcoholic rapist because his Democratic colleagues were too and, pointing his finger, "and you know it!" Markwayne has the rugged good looks and raw sexuality of the Geico caveman. He has reversed his stand of 2 years ago and now blames Ukraine for the war and repeats the claim that Trump wouldn't have let it begin. Markwayne blamed Biden 7 times and beat the phrase "peace through strength" like it was a teenage pecker. He called South Carolina Black Democrat Jim Clyburn a racist. He propagated the lie that Elon Musk is working for free, and that everybody who loses their government job is another piece of the cost cutting pyramid. If Oklahoma voters are pissed, that's their problem. Cuts to universities are justified because the money isn't going for research but instead to " Ivy League" teachers! Fuck those Harvard bastards. And if Trump wants to run for a third term it's the people's will. Markwayne said Trump has a great sense of humor and Markwayne is his best buddy. If that wasn't bad enough next was Mr Clean look alike New York Democratic Senator Cory Booker. All he needs is a white tee shirt and a loop earring and he's a dead ringer. "Hey! You're! A dead ringer!" Cory said Trump has been pounding sand signing petty executive orders. With this Putin/Musk/Trump power grab are we in a constitutional crisis? And are the Rutles shocked and stunned? Cory avoided the answer like vintage Roy Jones Jr. avoided the fighters who could have beat him. Cory said we're cutting funds for cancer research, planes are falling out of the sky like the ratings for "The Hunting Party," and that the USAID isn't the Devil's right hand. Then Kristen Welker played the video of House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries saying there isn't shit the Democrats can do until after the midterms. And that's the problem with the Democratic Party. Instead of fighting MAGA Hakeem Jeffries is out on a book tour. Screw him. Will the government be shut down in 3 weeks because we have no budget? Mr Clean didn't answer. Can you say "thanks pal?" 

Admiral Dan "Raizin'" Caine is Trump's choice to be the new head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He has to have the minimum requirements waived, but he's white and said to Trump when they met 6 years ago " I love you, sir. I think you are great, sir. I'll kill for you, sir." He wins! 

Musk appeared at the CPAC convention in Maryland, danced with a chainsaw, wore sunglasses indoors like Lou Reed, and was so stoned on ketamine and pot he could not talk in coherent sentences. He then sent out a message yesterday afternoon to EVERY federal government employee to reply by Monday 11:59 pm and say what they contributed to their job. If they don't reply by the deadline they will be fired. More drugs for Elon! 

Uptown downtown acting just like you should
Even if you play their game it won't do you no good
There's too many creeps out there hungry for your blood, yes they are
They put you down when you are not around, drives you insane

~ The Saints ~