It's Sunday with Dan | 2025 January 19

 "Nearly half of all Federal employees plan to resist Trump. This includes 73 % of Democrat (sic) federal employees. Unelected bureaucrats do not have a mandate from the American voters. This means that the unelected bureaucrats that work for the federal government will come into place, and they will come to heel to the American people that have delivered the mandate. And it is something my subcommittee will work with President Trump to crack down on."  - Marjorie Traitor Greene 1-15 -25

"Taste the whip in love not given lightly. Taste the whip now bleed for me." Lou Reed, "Venus in Furs" 

 

Last Monday Border Czar and sadistic thug Tom Homan said the mass deportation of every non white person in America will cost at least 86 billion dollars, and that we don't have enough beds or money now for them. Look up Adolph Hitler's Final Solution for a guide post. 

Senator Elizabeth Warren released a statement pointing out that IRS nominee Billy Long has no accounting education but has spent his years post Congress consulting businesses on how to skirt IRS payment regulations. 

Early Tuesday morning part one of Jack Smith's special prosecutor report on Donnie Trump's criminal investigation was released. This only dealt with the circumventing of the law to overturn the 2020 election and his instigation of the violent insurrection. The key phrases in the 174 page report are as follows: "Fraud and deceit," "Unprecedented criminal action," and "sufficient evidence to convict." "Mr Trump knew there was no fraud." We will never see part two dealing with the stolen documents at Mar-A-Lago because as soon as the felon is sworn in it will be destroyed. That's the way the cookie crumbles, and that's the advantage of being the king. Ask Brad Pitt. Trump could have been sentenced up to 20 years. Can you imagine the Cheeto colored morbidly obese rapist in stir that long? And would he work out in the prison gym so he could be a Rambo style dynamo upon release? 

Tuesday was also the 4 hour hearing for the tattooed, hard drinking, sexual assaulter future Secretary of Defense Pete "Anonymous Smears" Hegseth. He constantly referred to his savior Jesus Christ like any lying sack of dung once their past is exposed. He has no time for generals because they don't have "dust on their boots." His continuous contempt for all Democrats and smug reliance on his ignorance of international relations was awe inspiring to say the least. We no longer refer to them as soldiers but instead "warfighters!" He constantly referred to the warrior ethos, the evil of DEI initiatives, and "the left wing media doesn't care about the truth!" Republican Senator Dan Sullivan blew a gasket railing against the "woke military" and " wokeness is weakness!" Missouri moron Eric Schmidt had a giant sign that read "DEI MILTARY." Real men can't spell. "Navy touted drag queen influencer!" Did I miss that on Tik Tok? The Democrats wasted their time arguing about the validity of women in combat when they should have kept hammering him on his total lack of intelligence and ability to stay sober. If you marry him he won't fuck other women. Promise! Hegseth will be confirmed because integrity means nothing in our new "Golden Age." And no Republican has the guts to stand up to Monkey Fingers Makeup Tub. 

Wednesday saw the election denier, bribe taker, and serial liar Pam Bondi for Attorney General. She lied on numerous answers about knowledge of Trump's threats in 2020 and refused to say Biden won four years ago. Her main attributes are that she's a blonde and she never paid for sex with teenagers like her predecessor Matt "Rapey McForehead" Gaetz. Did you know she's a registered lobbyist for Qatar and has 4 million dollars in Truth Social stock? I want to hear "Career Opportunities" by the Clash. Among the other losers this week were the Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent (no increase in the federal minimum wage but the tax cuts for the upper one percent are crucial or the economy will collapse), EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin (he's a veteran, pussies!), and North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum for Department of Interior ( we can get rid of the national debt by selling all of the national parks). What am I bid for the Grand Canyon? 

Friday saw dog murderer and cosmetic surgery goddess Kristi Noem up for Director of Homeland Security. Stop me if you've heard these things before: The Wall! Mandate! Biden sucks! Secretary Mayorkas and the Secret Service are corrupt and incompetent! What I didn't know is that her home state of South Dakota (pop. 462) leads the nation as the cutting edge of cyber security. My jaw dropped. Sleep well knowing all of these stooges will be approved by the MAGA majority Senate. 

Kristen Welker returned to her all pink pantsuit on "Meet The Press" this morning and it was another hour of Malt O Meal. "Touch not the anointed one" Moses Mike Johnson was the first guest. Remember God told him he was the modern Moses to lead the Congress out of it's spiritual and moral morass. That's why in a 13 minute interview he said "President Trump" eight times. Moses has a boss and he's a convicted rapist and felon! He said it was a great day in America and let's all pray. Tik Tok is leading children to commit suicide. Peace through strength. Trump will fix TikTok because he's a great deal maker. It was Trump not Biden who got the Israel/ Hamas ceasefire accomplished. Giving the upper one percent of the nation's wealthy their tax cuts will lower the price of groceries. WTF? Trump didn't tell him to kick Mike Turner off as head of the intelligence committee, but instead we need a new start. That and Turner supports Ukraine, but that's our little secret. Whether you know it or not EVERYBODY in America is excited about our "New Golden Age" under the billionaires' puppet Trump. You can feel it everywhere after our last four years of Satanic rule. 

Democratic House Leader and tool of Wall Street Hakeem Jeffries was scheduled next but fuck that. Hostages were released to Israel and that is the most important thing to people in Ames, Iowa so it was time for a Special Report! Now just between you and me they will interrupt "The Price Is Right" and "Meet The Press" for stuff like this, but do you think they would pull the plug on a NFL playoff game for this? If you answered no you move on to the showcase round. Well when they came back Kristen told Hakeem it was great to see him and to have a great day. It's just as well because he is a hand picked tool of Nancy Pelosi, who still runs this Democratic caucus. You learn nothing from him. 

For those of you who traveled to DC to bask in the glory of the Mango Mussolini's inauguration, you're SOL as he canceled it. It won't be outside because it's too cold. It will be held in the Capitol rotunda with only room for him, the Vice President of China, the owner of TikTok, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and the Republican members of the Senate and House. You are not invited and you'll never be in that club. Snoop Dogg performed Saturday night at the Trump Crypto Ball proving that his greed means more than his reputation. Performing at the Presidential Ball will be Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, the corpse of Lee Greenwood, and the ever relevant Village People. And rumor has it Daddy Donnie doesn't approve of Jr's new squeeze Bettina Anderson. The social influencer and heiress is apparently a hard partying love 'em and leave 'em type. And why would that be a caution to Captain Cocaine Donnie Jr? The crazy world of the gross American underbelly. 

RIP to David Lynch and Bob Uecker, both geniuses. The United States of America begins it's descent into tyranny tomorrow morning.

 

"Your credibility don't cut no ice with me
You're just a feeble con, I know what's goin' on
Good move
What do I have to lose?
Stalemate
Oh, oh, oh too late, too late
Too late, too late"

~ Motörhead ~