It's Sunday with Dan | 2024 October 27

"We have lawsuits in 81 states." Laura Trump, co chair of the RNC, to Eric Bolling on Newsmax. I didn't get the memo on the additional 31 states.

As the election nears, the news cycle only gets more breathless and bizarre. Last Sunday in a made for television event Donald Trump closed an entire McDonald's restaurant to stage a filmed event of him cooking French fries. He interacted with actors who played employees and customers. He claimed that 20 thousand people were circling the location. This was, of course, a total lie, but at this point it's moot because everything he says is a lie. Trump has a knack for obsessing about the trivial, so this was his point of sticking it to Kamala that he, not her, worked at a Mickey D's.

On Tuesday the former Chief of Staff for 2 years for the adjudicated rapist told the world that yes Donnie was a fascist. John Kelly said that if Trump gets into the Oval Office again he would be a dictator. Amazingly 40 percent of America is cool with that. Across the nation white men are fed up with no longer being the kings of the road.

On Thursday the judiciary ruled that Sir Rosis himself, Rudy Giuliani, had one week to relinquish all his possessions and bank accounts to pay off his court punishments and fines. His years of defamation and slander will leave him with only his South Florida condominium and his never ending thirst for bourbon. There goes his 1980 Mercedes Benz once owned by Lauren Bacall.

Also on Thursday the Wall Street Journal reported that Elon "Leon" Musk has been in communication with Vladimir Putin for the past 2 years. Among other things Putin has asked Musk to deny his StarLink system to Taiwan in order to help China. Funny, Musk is on the payroll to the Defense Department and NASA. But why should we care since it is already known that Trump is a wholly owned subsidiary of Putin. Remember the term bought and paid for.

North Korea has sent 3 thousand troops to the front lines in Ukraine to show solidarity with their Commie pals in Russia. Trump in an interview with grinning death's head Hugh Hewitt opined that if elected he would fire Special Counsel Jack Smith in 2 seconds, and in essence clear himself of all criminal charges. But he's doing it for you!

Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries was charged with sex trafficking, putting him into the exclusive swingers club with Sean Combs and the late Jeffrey Epstein. Apparently Jeffries enticed young male models with drugs and sex toys. It's hard on a fellow to get ahead in the world of fashion. Question is now will the scales of justice apply orgasms to years in prison.

In an update to a story we reported on last week Marjorie Traitor Greene revealed her source for the current presidential election tampering in Georgia. She told the press she has evidence on the Dominion voting machines switching votes for Trump to Harris. It appears Marjorie read it on Facebook. And that's our nation under God in 2024!

This morning on "Meet The Press" it was the dreamy eyelashes and eyeliner of misogynist heartthrob VD Vance to shine sunshine out of his ass for 12 uninterrupted minutes. This was not an interview but instead a campaign speech. He answered every question no matter what the topic with "grocery prices, the border, world chaos!" Vance is now the subservient whipping boy of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris is the devil in a blue pant suit. Like any good MAGA android his job is to deny, yell, and interrupt. What he lacks in sincerity he makes up with youthful ambition. He, like you, knows that he's one infected McDonald's meal away from being the leader of the "free" world. His phrase of the day is the shop worn "Peace through strength." Winston's taste good like a cigarette should. Speaking of oldies but goodies Bernie Sanders rides again. The Independent Senator from Vermont has sang the same song for over 20 years, but if it works for Foreigner why not Bernie? And when was the last time you heard "Double Vision?" Like anyone with a sixth grade education he knows you can't replace the national income tax with tariffs on imported goods. And so does the entire world except Donnie Trump and his red hatted army. Other than that Bernie talked his usual income disparity and universal health care ballgame and while it sounds good 40 percent of America could care less. It's all about drill baby drill, no taxes on tips, mass deportation, and the abolishing of the fake news media. Watching Bernie after all these years is the political equivalent of good old Charlie the Tuna. We want tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste.

Then it was off to the panel, and between the Republican operative and Symone Sanders Townsend one becomes nostalgic for the days of George Will and Cokie Roberts. It was worse than reading the editorial pages in the Wall Street Journal. Speaking of newspapers, the Washington Post declined to endorse a presidential candidate this year because new owner Jeff Bezos doesn't want to piss off Big Daddy Trump. And don't forget last week the Dictator in Makeup and Hairspray called the United States the world's garbage can. Say hello to your neighbors!