9.10.2023

It's Sunday with Dan | 2023 September 10

In an effort not to slide into obscurity like Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller, Tucker Carlson had an hour long interview with Larry Sinclair on Carlson's X broadcast show. Sinclair is the man who claims to have smoked crack cocaine and had sex with Barack Obama in a limousine in 1999. Among Sinclair's other achievements in life are forgery, fraud, and larceny. Seems like a perfect background to run for office. Tucker seems not to be aiming for the audience of America's newest healing heartthrob Karamo Brown, but instead for the rough and ready Jerry Springer crowd. 

Ron "Little Hitler" DeSantis continued his one man destruction tour by stating on Newsmax that if the January 6 insurrection had been perpetrated by Black Lives Matter members not a single person would have been arrested. He then responded to the latest Florida hurricane disaster by saying " You loot, we shoot!" Sounds like a campaign slogan to me. 

Margorie Taylor Greene stated on Alex Jones' Inforwars broadcast that the torrential rains that plagued the Burning Man festival were an act of God. They were a showing of the Almighty's revenge on this gathering of Satanists. " Everyone knows what God can do." 

Today was the final episode of " Meet The Press" with Chuck Todd as host. The left disliked him because he didn't rake Republicans across the coals. The right didn't like him because they claimed he was a whining socialist. Guest number one was the Republican Senator from Louisiana Bill Cassidy. He was one of seven GOP members to vote to impeach Donnie Trump. In response to Mitch McConnell's out of body experiences lately Cassidy said he had total confidence in his fearless leader. He did say he was in favor of mental competency tests for aging political candidates and complete disclosures of tax returns. The winning answer to that is "fat chance." When asked if he would vote for Trump he said he would not rule out writing in a candidate. When asked if he would consider running for president on a third party ticket he answered his door was open and his Batphone was operational. 

The second guest was the Democratic Governor of California Gavin Newsom. With his soap opera good looks he is a hot ticket in political circles. Newsom's first wife was the bizarre Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is now married to Donnie "You know my daddy" Trump Jr. Her surgical enhancements to her breasts and lips fall into the category of science gone too far. Newsom said Uncle Joe Biden is unequivocally the Democratic candidate for president and that the party itself is experiencing a resurgence not unlike another Eagles reunion tour. He said the popularity of Trump and the rise of autocrats worldwide is a cause for concern. Duh. The platform of the Trump campaign is retribution and revenge, and that's hard to hang your hat on. Don't forget that Uncle Joe ran four years ago on a pledge of only one term. Since then he has answered Tyrone Davis' musical question of "Can I Change My Mind?" 

The leader of the Proud Boys Enrique Torrio was sentenced to 22 years in prison for his masterminding of the January 6 attack. He pleaded for mercy and compassion at his sentencing. When he leaves after 22 years in the big house he will no longer be proud but he might be a little boy. 

As we celebrate this week the 57th anniversary of the great superhero cartoon Space Ghost, don't forget that even the mascot monkey wore a mask to conceal his true identity. 
 
By those who see with their eyes closed you'll know me by my black telescope.

 

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