Another cataclysmic week in the annals of human history. There were three events that grabbed America by the lapels and gave it a Todd Rundgren "Hello It's Me" moment.
First was the indictment on 37 counts of treason by Donnie "Love Machine" Trump by the United States government.
Second was the unsubstantiated claims of the Uncle Joe Biden's Burisma payoff of 5 million smackers to not only him but Hunter "Don't look at the pictures of my winkie" Biden. A source tells an informer who tells a bartender after 5 shots of Early Times who tells Harris Faulkner while she is being told to leave the KFC for having the audacity to pray before eating her combo meal.
Third, and most important, is the revelation that Charity Lawson is the new object of desire on "The Bachelorette" number 23. She is not only the most beautiful woman in the world since Eva Gabor, but she also has a Masters Degree in mental health counseling.
Much to my chagrin "Meet the Press" was preempted by the French Open this morning so there goes my weekly chance to be smarmy about our elected paragons of righteousness. I have yet to comment on the retirement of Chuck Todd, but I will make one observation. When both liberals and conservatives hate you then you are okey dokey in my book.
If you hear hoofbeats don't look for zebras
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