The meeting of the G-7 was this week. Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK, the US, and the always smarmy European Union attended. Of course it was eclipsed by the news of Blake Shelton's last appearance on "The Voice." On this week's "Meet the Press" it was another rousing argument to begin bourbon before noon. Our first guest was the up and coming Republican Floridan Congressman Byron Donalds. He has two pitches in his arsenal. Number one is Joe Biden is an incompetent out of it baby killing socialist. Number two is that he is a criminal genius who controls the entire world. He also called Biden a liar, and used the great word "salacious." Number two on the scorecard was the engaging Democratic governor of North Carolina Roy Cooper. And you thought Lipton's instant ice tea was bland. When pressed on the issue of issue of abortion he had the bold statement of " I don't know." But he did call out the state congress person Trisha Cotham, who was elected as a Democrat but jumped to being a MAGA republican, as parallel to putting lipstick on a pig. Last in our trifecta was the spellbinding Director of the Treasury Janet Yellen. Not only is she as whipsmart as a rerun of "Joanie Loves Chachi", but she also has the best Moe Howard haircut since David McCallum on "The Man From UNCLE." If the United States government defaults on it's budget it's okey dokey. God fearing women and men will still be able to buy Marlboro Lights. But they might be trading in beaver pelts.
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