"They want to stack the court and make Ohio a state!" - Donald Trump, Jr 11-1-26
"If you have ghosts you have everything." - Roky Erickson
Last Tuesday Mississippi Republican incumbent senator Cyndy Hyde-Smith was introduced by the Obscene Orangutan Donnie at a rally and she gave a nine word speech. That was it. What a wallflower. 12 more rape charges were revealed against Your Favorite President and the commercial media ignored it. I guess at this point it's "what's new?"
On Wednesday former Brazilian President Bolsonaro fled the police, went to Argentina, and then fled to Miami. Upon arrival he was sheltered by FBI and DHS agents. I did not see Ricardo Tubbs and James "Sonny " Crockett. Our pedophile president said he could stay here as long as he needed to. Birds of a feather and blood makes noise. Reports are out that the FBI will be seizing voting machines post election. Since Donnie Trump lifted sanctions on Big Daddy Vladdy Putin's oil sales we have established a slush fund for him. Truth, justice, and the American way!
On Thursday the government released statistics that show 50 percent of all retail sales now are conducted by the upper 10 percent. The rest of us get the crumbs off the table. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon spent 48 thousand dollars of our tax money on new office furniture. She didn't shop on Furniture Row. Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath fired his fifth general, Brett Sylvia, for "leaking" information. He was in charge of global strategy. When asked about it Trump said "She's got big problems." Unfortunately Brett is not a female. It turns out Trump has ten thousand shares in Cheesecake Factory restaurants, hence the anger when Barack Hussain Obama compared the White House to one in its gaudy fashion and gold. Faux News was incensed, in particular the obnoxious Harrison Faulkner. Failed penile implant Elon Musk has invested 446 million dollars in the midterms while liberal Satan George Soros only spent 106 million. There goes that theory. Bennie "The Butcher " Netanyahu didn't win a majority in the Prime Minister election in Israel and immediately screamed "fraud!" Where have we heard that before? America's Brainless Bimbo Alina Habba made 50 million dollars in securing a pardon for a Venezuelan oligarch, and the adjudicated rapist wants his cut damn it! The FBI is now in Alaska investigating the two Dan Johnsons on the same ballot scandal, and director $Kash Patel is as stupid as he looks. Donnie says voters don't know what the word " incumbent" means on a ballot. Okay.
Neck Vagina had a Great Gatsby Halloween party at the Roach Motel aka Mar-A-Lago Saturday night. Look at the photos. Women who go there terrify me. That's supposed to be attractive? Sunday was another "Special Edition" of "Meet The Press." Pinch me I'm dreaming! Steve Kornacki's act has gotten as tiresome as that guy Harry Entman on CNN. Too much coffee for both those cats. His big board lost power and I cheered. 73 percent of the public hate the economy. And nobody likes the previews for the "Baywatch" reboot. It's good to see large breasts on women are still in fashion!
Then it was the condescending ass kisser Tim Scott Republican from South Carolina. His greatest quote of all time: " I love you,Trump!" Tim had no policies but he had plenty of insults and slurs. Men in women's sports. Transgender sex changes. He refused to commit to accept the election results but he did tell Kristen Welker to do her homework. Just like Otis Rush.
Next was Democrat Jamie Raskin from Maryland. He's on TV more than Charles Barkley. Dirty tricks on the ballot in Alaska? Those are normal. Trump is breaking the law with his attempts to interfere with the election. "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest is a laugh out loud terrible song! And Raskin said if you jump on the Trump train get ready for a trip to the hoosegow .
Finally it was Democratic Governor JD Pritzker of Illinois. Is that a toupee or is he a human chia pet? He said Texas governor Greg Abbott is a SOB, but we already knew that. Should Trump be impeached? Ain't gonna happen, Sparky!
And then, per usual, Kristen asked the governor 3 times is he going to run for president. Lather, rinse, repeat. Unlike Felix the Cat, Kristen doesn't have a bag of tricks. That was it. I ran for the burritos and Jim Beam.
I hope you voted today. I voted 2 weeks ago and I'll be watching the returns all night. And the St Louis Blues game, but you know me. God bless.
RIP Patrick Stewart.
By those who see with their eyes closed
You'll know me by my black telescope
Before my great conversion when the ridge was closed
Before my visit to the workshop of telescopes
You'll know me by my black telescope
Before my great conversion when the ridge was closed
Before my visit to the workshop of telescopes
~ Blue Öyster Cult ~