"I know everything worked. Everything I have done has worked." - Donald F Trump 6-26-76
"Because I'm a rocker!" - Thin Lizzy
Last Monday it was revealed that closet dick lick Moses Mike Johnson has a higher crime and murder rate than New York City. Adjudicated rapist Mushroom Winkie fell asleep at a meeting in Europe and Smokey Eyed Shady Vance said he loves his couch buddy Uscha. The Supreme Court ruled that she should be deported. See ya, Toots!
On Tuesday it was revealed that the 1776 million will be given to the criminals who attacked the US Capitol on January 6th. Great! Enrique Tarrio will now pay for sex!
Trump went to France and tried to feel up President Macron's blonde wife. It failed. Also the crashing of the B-52 over Europe that killed 8 people was ignored by Diaper Donnie because they were "suckers and losers." Ghislaine Maxwell has a pet dog at her golf course prison and Kelly Anne Conway is gargling .Dementia Donnie's love butter. $'Kash Patel's "girlfriend" sang again and the One Eyed dope got a stiff. She knows one song. Wow! Wake up next to that freak!
In other news the war with Iran is not over and the Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath is still nailing fifths of Old Crow and raping Haitian waitresses. The Supreme Court ruled all black and brown people must be deported, and Karoline Leavitt returned after her 9tĥ baby! Her husband is 100 years old. But he's got money! Another face lift for KKK Caroline!
"Meet The Press" was two boring stiffs that wasted our time. Remind me to watch cartoons next Sunday.
I'm going to hang around this town one more year.
Playing on the weekends and at night time drink my beer.
~Counting Crows~
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