Last Monday was Labor Day and our pals in Russia celebrated by bombing the hell out of Kiev, Ukraine with over 20 North Korean missiles. Ukraine answered back by bombing oil refineries in Russia. Nice job negotiating Steve Witkoff and Jared "Sonny Drysdale " Kushner!
On Tuesday we found out how Corey Lewandowski got rich while working at DHS by granting government contracts to companies receiving kickbacks. Trump told lies about his involvement on 9/11 and Canada matched Trump's tariffs tit for tat. The diaper wearing maniac said he wants to change New Mexico's name to New America. Madness in Missouri reigned over the Republicans trying to redistrict the state by eliminating the two remaining Democratic districts.
Wednesday was the first night of the Trump Midterm Convention. Speakers stressed that God had a penis. That's news to me. Trumpty Dumpty promised everyone in America a check for 5 grand if the Republicans win both the House and the Senate. Natalie Harp and two other Trump doll babies got bonuses of 46 thousand dollars for fixing his hair and changing his Depends. Trump said the war in Iran would end after the November elections. The bonus checks Trump wants to issue will add 1.3 trillion dollars to the national debt. FCC commissioner Brenden Carr did his Frank Sinatra imitation. "Hey, Vito! Break his legs!"
RIP Barry Melrose and Roger Simon.
On Friday it was the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and at a ceremony at the Pentagon speakers included war criminals Condoleezza Rice, Petey Kegsbreath, and Rapey McFraud. New inflation figures were released Friday. Another 3.4 percent increase in this the Golden Age. London intelligence said the Soviets have lost half a million soldiers in their war. That ain't spit, kids.
On Saturday Donnie in Ireland said many people like him and he's very popular. Okay.
Sunday was a particularly mind-numbing episode of "Meet The Press." How superficial am I? The first thing I noticed was Kristen Welker's white fingernail polish. Moses Mike Johnson was the first guest and he has mastered the art of talking in clichés and saying nothing. We are all rich. Trump is the president of big ideas. Moses said Iranians are compulsive liars and it's part of their religion. Artificial intelligence needs to be regulated but we can't lose to the Chinese. Is it a threat to humanity? Moses bravely answered "No one knows." God's Chosen Liar never enlightens any conversation. What a sniveling quisling.
Next was the Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Love that beard! The MAGA party has no legislative agenda, they just call Dems names. Socialist communists! John Fetterman is just short of being a traitor. Pete has bigger concerns. AI is the fox running the henhouse. Hal is running the spaceship. Should we expand the Supreme Court? Pete said yuppers. The court needs term limits. Mars needs women. Are we ready for a gay president? In a heartbeat hell yes! I wonder about that. We weren't ready for s black woman. We picked an Orange Rapist, so go figure. Then Kristen did her only trick. "Are you running for president? " 3 times. Aye yi yi. This wasn't must-see television but it hasn't been for quite some time. Hey, everybody has traditions.
I'll take eggs in my beer, thank you. What's a Grecian urn? About 8 dollars an hour.
Tell me if you think that this is worth the while
coming back into style
stretched out on the wire
coming back into style
stretched out on the wire
it's time to open fire
~Any Trouble~