"He really likes concrete. He knows his cement." - Donald F Trump 9-24-26 to reporters after showing China president Xi his new helicopter pad at the White House
"We're going crazy and we're going today." - John Fogerty
Last Tuesday the Orange Dictatortot introduced Trump TV on YouTube running 24/7. No one is watching. The annual MAGA Fest was canceled because only 6 VIP tickets had sold. The headliners were to be Kid Rock, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and James "Foghorn Leghorn " Comer. Wow.. Let's drop acid and groove!
At Washington DC's main airport they are going to have AI machines take over the air traffic controllers.
Mushroom Winkie addressed the United Nations and after declaring himself the Prince of Peace said about Iran "Do I annihilate the Islamic population? " And I ran so far away. He then told Volodymyr Zelenskyy to bite his crank and he was renaming Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence. China strongman Xi showed up and the ballroom designer who quit told Taco Tits it broke the city's safety codes. Trump told him " I'm the code." It can hold 1000 people and only has two exits. It has only one women's room with only 7 stalls.
Smokey Eye Shady Vance announced they were kicking 780 thousand people off Obamacare charging them with fraud. Miniature Marco Rubio invited Big Daddy Vladdy Putin to this year's G 20 meeting and golf at Mar-A-Lago.
An appellate court ruled Trump couldn't bar reporters from the White House and the titty baby said try and stop him. Kiss my grits.
On Thursday Darlene Graham appeared on Sean Humanity's TV show and answered softball questions by saying:"That's what I hear." She then begged for campaign contributions by saying:" Lindsey would be proud." Ottawa changed the name of Trump Avenue and the hideous Steven Chueng was pissed. He's never had sex. We found out it was sperm gurgler Vance who tipped off Trump about his negative press coverage and not Natalie "Bunny Boiler" Harp. The Supreme Court ruled Trump's voter restrictions were legal so again the fix is in. If you're aren't cheating you 're not trying hard enough to win. On this day in history CBS replaced the Smothers Brothers show with "Hee Haw."
On Saturday the adjudicated rapist Donnie went to the Texas/Tennessee football game and was booed when he was shown on the Jumbotron. Natalie Harp still loves him.
Today on "Meet The Press " Iranian UN Ambassador Abbas Araghchi was the first guest. He was nattily dressed like a young Roger Moore. His English was stilted but still more intelligent than First Whore Melania.
Our idiot at the UN Mike Waltz was next. Here we go Yakomo. Fuck Iran. The entire world loves Diaper Donnie. We will escalate the war after the midterms. China supports Iran, but who cares? " The facts are obvious." Waltz is a liar, and my feet stink. He used the great term "Doomsday War." Sleep well, cats and kittens! Where is Iran's Supreme Leader? Where's Waldo and Mitch McConnell?
Next was California Democratic Congressman Ro Khanna. I can get a belly full of him quicker than most. What about AI? Stop pounding sand and let's all join hands. Ro would like to buy the world a Coke. I'd rather have a Hamm's. Senator Tammy Duckworth is a smart cookie. Let's tax the billionaires to pay for childcare. If dreams and wishes were candies and kisses. Bill Gates was on last and don't forget he banged teenage girls on Epstein Island. So much for the marriage!
Estee Lauder has a new perfume and Linda Evans was on "Harry O" at 3 am and just let me say hubba hubba bubba. Donnie offered to sell China weapons, but was turned down. I thought we were out? The line of the evening on tv was "champagne is like Mother's Day." I have no idea what that means.
Tomorrow is Happy Hockey Day at my penthouse bachelor pad. 3 games are on ESPN and the skull bong is ready. Keep following the Lauren Boebert sex scandal. Turns out she's a scissor sister!
Today is Ben E King"s birthday. What a voice he had.
Sister Anne don't give a damn about evolution
She's a liberated woman, she's got her solution
Like a dinosaur, she's going off the wall
She's gonna make it her own crusade
She's got a heart of gold, gonna save a bitch's soul
From goin' down Satan's highway
She's a liberated woman, she's got her solution
Like a dinosaur, she's going off the wall
She's gonna make it her own crusade
She's got a heart of gold, gonna save a bitch's soul
From goin' down Satan's highway
~ MC 5~