Breaking news overnight as Donnie Trump posted that he is going to declare a national emergency and authorize the military, even calling back troops from overseas, to begin the mass deportation of all immigrants. Legal or illegal, it doesn't matter to him. If you don't look like Melania you are SOL. And if you voted for him you get what you deserve. This will balloon the deficit to ridiculous levels, but he doesn't care. Besides, he's demolishing the Department of Education, the EPA, Social Security, and Medicare so welcome to the future. We have a reoccurring theme of his cabinet appointments having sexual assault charges on their record, but Big Daddy approves of that so it's not a disqualifier.
"The Price Is Right" was interrupted last Wednesday at 10:16 CST so they could show Uncle Joe and the Soggy Bottom Boy shaking hands in front of the fireplace in the White House. Biden mumbled and Trump said it was a great day in America. Wall Street got the message and the Dow tanked over 500 points last Friday. The wags at the Wall Street Journal predicted that there is a 75 percent chance we will spiral into a recession. Hey, this guy bankrupted a casino!
"Meet The Press" Sunday began with Oklahoma Republican tough guy Markwayne Mullin. When he's not challenging guys to MMA fights, he's voting against any legislation that doesn't push the MAGA agenda. But he was the guy that broke the story about Matt "Drill the 17 year olds" Gaetz showing off pictures on his phone of all the girls he's shagged. And his famous Red Bull and Viagara cocktail. Mullin didn't know Gaetz was an attorney, but he thinks the House investigation report should be released before they vote on his confirmation. When asked about Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy abolishing entire departments he replied he was cool with that.The money saved can be used to build concentration camps! Merrick Garland is a puppet, and let's scream about Hunter Biden's laptop again. Did you know that anytime you are quoted saying something offensive you can pull out the "out of context" like a get out of jail free card! Trump got 50 percent of the vote so that's a mandate, daddy-o! Kiss the whip and like it. The only good thing about the interview was that he didn't get into a Lindsay Graham shouting match with Kristen Welker.
Next was House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries who always gesticulates with his hands. Being the leader of a directionless party like the Democrats is the old comparison to herding cats. He has written a children's book entitled "The ABC's of Democracy." You know " B is for Bribe," "K is for Kickback," etc. His next project will be a biography of the late Rush Limbaugh called "No Nookie for Tubby." Jeffries says the Republicans will not destroy Obamacare and Social Security, but I don't have his confidence. He says history will judge Biden as a great president, but he just got old. These are the lame duck days until January so we just sit and wait.
Viewers like myself watched the Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson boxing match and the Netflix feed crashed in the 6th round. So much for that. And remember some like it hot, some like it cold, and some don't like it at all.