"I have a great spa at Mar-A-Lago. It's one of the greatest spas of all time." Donnie Trump. 7-30-25
"I have a great spa at Mar-A-Lago. It's one of the greatest spas of all time. " Donnie Trump. 7-30-25.
A Republican Congressman from North Carolina on Daisy Duck's TV show called Hillary Clinton an "evil person." And Taco Tits said Bill "Blow me" Clinton took 28 flights on Jeffrey Epstein's plane to the island of Bill Cosby fun.
Also on Monday CBS News hired a censor to corral their news reporting. Stephen Colbert was axed and there will be another season of "Georrdie and Mandy's" first divorce.
On Tuesday there was the exciting rerun of the Andy Griffith show episode "Goober Is Gay." Republican Senator John "Mr Haney" Kennedy said after another mass shooting in America "We don't need more gun control we need more idiot control."
On Wednesday the third rated Most Beautiful Woman in existence Kristi "Where's Kory" Noem flew to Argentina to make videos of herself riding horses with evocative music in the background. Also on Wednesday it was rumored that the white nationalist alcoholic rapist Petey Kegsbreath may bail as Secretary of Scotch and run for governor of Tennessee. Go man.
On Thursday your favorite FBI director Kash Patel not only had his girlfriend revealed as an Israeli spy, but also that his weird eye is looking at you.
This morning on "Meet The Press " it was another excuse to abuse alcohol and drugs. Our first Bobo was the Pretty Vacant Kevin Hassett. He's as smart as your left foot. He's an economic mastermind. Tarriffs are great,I would rather hear the knucklehead than Laura Loomer.
I will return soon, there's been an emergency.
(To be continued?)