"All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they are not part of the city and never have been. We're going to ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old." - Nosferatu Stephen Miller 8-20-25.
"If you have ghosts then you have everything." - Roky Erickson
On Monday the White House announced it was launching a 50 million dollar ad campaign to promote the beautiful Director of Homeland Security and adulterer Kristi Noem. It seems some people don't like her.
Officials from the European Union and Ukrainian
President Vladimir Zelenskyy met with the pedophile Donnie Trump at the
White House. Trumpty Dumpty told them they were on their own. Big Daddy
Vladdy Putin owns Trump.
The
Epstein files were due to be released on Tuesday but they weren't.
Woman beater and House Oversight Committee chairman James " Foghorn
Leghorn" Comer said they would come out at the end of the week. In dribs
and draws.
July 28th was the last public appearance of Moses Mike Johnson.
Corrupt
Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey was named Deputy Director of
the FBI because tough talking Dan Bongino has pissed off the loveless
Pammy Jo Bondi.
A judge
ruled the Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell grand jury files couldn't be
released because there was no need for them. Warfighter and sex object
Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath has a security detail of 500
agents. They cost money.
Speaking
of corruption, former Attorney General Bill Barr testified before James
Comer's committee and completely exonerated Trump from any involvement
with Jeffrey Epstein. Thanks!
Nebraska
announced it was building a prison for immigrants to be called
"Cornhusker Clink." ICE Barbie Kristi Noem is living for free at the
Coast Guard director's estate because we don't have a Coast Guard
Director. She told Fox it's for her own safety. "Have Cock Will Travel"
Corey Lewandowski lives two houses down. No comment from Kristi's
husband.
Stephen Miller,
Petey Kegsbreath, and Smokey Eye Shady Vance visited the Shake Shack in
Union Station in DC to have a photo opportunity with National Guard
troops. As they walked in there was a great moment caught on video of a
man yelling "couch fucker" at Vance.
Republican Congressman from New Jersey Jeff Van Drew said on Fox that he
had talked to many dead people who had voted in elections. I thought
Jennifer Love Hewitt was the ghost whisperer? Director of National
Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has cut her budget by 700 million dollars. It
was also revealed that her budget is up 110 percent for pancake makeup.
Acne scars are a bitch. The Texas Republican legislature passed their
redistricting bill to give Trump 5 more seats in the House. A headline
on tv said a brain eating amoeba is spreading which explains why Greg
Gutfeld is on Fox 5 nights a week.
On Thursday a court ruled that the half a million dollar fine levied on Diaper Donnie was excessive and he didn't have to pay it. 34 felony counts for fraud no longer is a bad thing. 600 people at the Center for Disease Control were fired. The most gorgeous Alina Habba is still no longer New Jersey Attorney General but she told Fox the judge who removed her is a bastard. Both Russia and Israel have adopted "Kill Baby Kill" by the Flesh Eaters as their new national anthems. The Mango Mussolini ignored the fact that gas and energy prices are increasing. "Drill baby drill" is not his energy program. It's his sexual assault technique. Ask the 26 known victims. The United States and the European Union announced their trade agreement. Hey! Nothing changed.
On Friday a judge ruled Alligator Alcatraz must be shut down in 60 days due to inhumane conditions and environmental concerns. Stephen Miller responded by kicking a dog. Former Trump advisor John Bolton's house was raided by the FBI because Trump wants his scalp. A factory owned by an American business was bombed and destroyed by Big Daddy Vladdy Putin in Ukraine. When asked about it the Puffed Cheeto said "it made me mad." Despite saying he would patrol with troops in DC Trump changed his mind. He did address the troops and told them he knew more about grass than anyone else in the world. The Kremlin announced that there will be no meeting with Ukrainian officials. Trump had accomplished nothing, and on Friday the Ghislaine Maxwell deposition was released and she said Trump didn't have sex with anyone she knew and the Epstein files that were released were the same ones that were already public. So it's all a hoax. And Trump is 6 foot four and 235 pounds. Trump told the press that Chicago, Oakland, Baltimore, San Francisco, and New York city are on his list of cities to be taken over by the military. They all have Democratic mayors. Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from Tennessee prison to return to his home in Maryland. Loveless Pammy Jo Bondi said he would be deported to Uganda. Who misses the good old days of Idi "VD" Amin? Walmart recalled "radioactive shrimp" which is also the nickname of Donnie Trump's dick.
Today's episode of "Meet The Press" was another 58 minutes of pap. Vice
President Smokey Eye Shady Vance was first and the falsehoods were as
thick as his eyeliner. John Bolton is a national security risk. The news
media is crap. Russia is not playing Trump like a pinball machine and
there are "hills and valleys in negotiations." Who cares who started the
war? Joe Biden is still a pud, and Kristen Welker doesn't understand
anything. We will not be sending troops to Ukraine because we need them
to take over American cities. Shady Vance reminded us again that he's
really a good person.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was next and he read from a
script. Ukraine really wants to be Russian and Zelenskyy is an evil man.
It was not an invasion. It was a " special military operation." Is
Putin playing Trump? That's none of our beeswax. The bag of hot air
Shifty Adam Schiff was next. The Democratic Senator from California said
Trump is not helping Ukraine to win. The charges against him committing
mortgage fraud are false. California is correct in redistricting to
offset the gains in Texas. "Don't poke the bear." And who cut the
cheese?
MAGA is outraged that the Cracker Barrel removed the old white man from its sign. Trump announced he was taking over the Smithsonian Museum because it's "woke." The new album by Taylor Swift is entitled "The Life of a Showgirl" and is based on the 40 year career of porn actress Candy Samples. 48DD-24-36.
Your life is one endless fight.
A beauty search for something right.
A chain reaction.
That's the trouble with love.
~ Kelly Clarkson ~