"Biden let a lot of super cells into the United States. He was an incompetent president. He had no idea what he was doing. It was gross incompetence. Among everything else he let a lot of super cells in, many from Iran. But hopefully we'll take care of them. What Biden did to this country should never be forgotten!" - Donnie "The rapist" Trump when asked about sleeper cells in the United States 6-23 25.
After the bombing of Iran on Monday it was revealed that the bombing mission was a complete failure. The United States blew up two abandoned buildings and dropped 6 Edith Bunker Busting Bombs on an underground facility. Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath told the world it was a total success and if you don't agree with him you're a pinko fag.
America's most eligible woman Pammy Bondi told Congress on Monday that we are no longer "Waking up people door to door in the middle of the night" and confiscating their guns.
The Supreme Court ruled that due process doesn't matter unless you are a lesbian porn model. Sorry Hadji. Groper Cleveland posted a picture of himself with the caption "Trump was right about everything." Moses Mike Johnson said" All that constitutional scholars say is that the war powers act is null and void" . So Donnie Two Scoops can do whatever he wants.
The ex heroin addict and current HHS director RFK Jr told Congress that vaccines are not needed and that his freakish voice and skin color are due to his exposure to cosmic rays.
The diaper wearing president of the United States arrived at the Hague for the conference of NATO nations, passed gas, and fell asleep.
The senate parliamentarian ruled that scumbag Republican Senator from Utah Mke Lee cannot sell all of the nation's public parks and Department of Defense press secretary Tammy Bruce said " I am pleased that the president is pleased." Bees make honey.
Keri Lake, America's Perfect Woman, addressed a Democratic congressman during a hearing that she was disappointed that his gay lover had been exposed. I didn't see that pitch coming!
As creepy as Stephen Miller looks, Trump's attorney Emil Bove looks worse, and his great quote during his Senate hearing was "I don't remember." And I didn't know the gun was loaded.
On Thursday every talking head on Fox insisted on calling the Apricot Antichrist "Daddy." Besides Secretary of Scotch Petey Kegsbreath exploding against the press on Thursday military chief of staff Dan "Raisin Bran" Cain said we dropped "Maasive Ordinance Penatrator Weapons" and showed a video of a demonstration film based on a true story.
Amazon owner of the Washington Post Jeff Bezos began his fabulous wedding celebration to Lauren Sanchez by grinding her covered in bubbles on the deck of his yacht as his new stepson had to watch. Google that picture.
Fat Nixon said the paper clip was invented in 1817, and "I don't want to have transgender for anyone who leaves the house at a young age." And then the adjudicated rapist declared another tariff war against Canada. And he said we will have army troops across the entire southern border. Aim high. Shoot low.
Today was another action packed episode on "Meet The Press." First out of the box was the CroMagnon Republican Senator from Oklahoma Markwayne Mullin. More than once I've watched him on CSPAN threaten to beat up Democrats during senate hearings. His brain is as tiny as his winkie. Trump's Big Beautiful Bill will pass and fuck you. Markwayne then said Elon Musk is stupid, Medicaid should not be for bums, and the bombing mission in Iran was a total success. Markwayne wears tight shirts.
Next was Democratic Senator from Connecticut Chris Murphy. He's a rational cool head who's as inspiring as a "Love Boat" rerun. Is Julie still on cocaine?The sexy beast Handsome Tom Homan is a pud, and the new tax bill is a "moral abomination". When you hear " Breaking the Law" by Jiudas Priest, think of Rapey McFraud. Lastly, it was the Democratic front runner for mayor of New York city, Zohran Mamdani. He is a Muslim. Holy shit! What is this crap that all religions are cool? He's running against Curtis Sliwa. Curtis runs the Guardian Angels and before ICE was cool he was beating up foreigners while being filmed. Wall Street is panicked so here comes the smear campaign.
Anna Wintour and her perfect hair retired after 37 years as the editor of Vogue magazine. Variety magazine declared "Survivor" as the greatest reality tv show of all time, and I thought "Melrose Place" was.
RIP Bill Moyers, Lalo Schrifrin, and Dave"The Cobra" Parker.